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Source: Cincinnati Business Courier
Published: March 3, 2000
Guns rule in U.S. -- we're the victims
Rob Daumeyer (rdaumeyer@bizjournals.com)
Here's a novel thought for all you gun people: Find another hobby. Collect stamps. Or Beanie Babies. Or salamis.
Something, anything. Just so it's not guns. Still need a touch of violence in your free time? Fine. Collect knives or sharp rocks.
But let's get rid of guns, OK? When a 6-year-old Michigan boy kills a little girl in front of their first-grade classroom because she yelled
at him, we've got to move ahead with gun control.
Why are these things still sold? Who are guns helping? What else has to happen? How many people have to die? If licking stamps killed
32,436 people a year in the U.S., as guns did in 1999, wouldn't we get rid of stamps?
The little Michigan boy shouldn't have had a gun. How did he get it? He stole it from his home, but that doesn't matter. He had a gun
because guns are everywhere.
If his home doesn't have a gun, the little 6-year-old can't shoot his classmate. Instead, maybe he pushes her or tries to conk her on the head
with the teacher's coffee mug. Either way, she's still alive. Follow?
This little boy is obviously disturbed. Crazy people do crazy things. Crazy people with access to guns often use them to kill people. Give a
crazy person a bomb and you're taking a risk that he'll blow up your street. Crazy people with access to coffee mugs give people deep
bruises before they get carted off for psychological counseling and drug therapy.
"But Rob," the gun mavens say, "gun ownership is an inalienable right. It says so in the Constitution. Heck, even Moses himself packs
heat." My reply: The Constitution was written, I believe, in the days of flintlock muskets and pesky Brits. And Charlton Heston is a bad
actor. Yul Brenner stole that movie.
Anyway, if there had been automatic pistols lying around the manse, I'm thinking James Madison and the rest of the constitutional fathers
would have had second thoughts about the Second Amendment.
"But Rob," the pistoleros say. "I need to protect my home."
The statistics aren't on your side. Owning a gun doesn't make your home any safer. In fact, when guns are actually used in the home, gun
owners are 40 times more likely to shoot someone they know than they are to shoot an intruder.
That's 40 times. When it comes to deadly force, even a 1-to-1 ratio would get me feeling a little squirrely. Two-to-one is a no-brainer.
Forty-to-one? You've got to be an absolute doorknob to have a gun in your home. If I gave you a vial of Ebola, and told you to store it in
your dresser, would you take that risk? Hey, the glass probably won't break. Everything's cool.
Think back. When was the last time you read a story with this headline: "Man kills intruder in upstairs hall; gun hailed as lifesaver"?
I can't think of any. And trust me, as a card-carrying member of the media, I can tell you that newspapers would be all over that story -- if
it would ever happen.
Still, owners don't seem to care. Almost 5 million guns are made available to individuals in the U.S. each year. About 30 percent of U.S.
homes contain at least one gun. Why don't I feel so safe?
And don't even start with the violence-in-society crap, or video-game-as-brainwash hooey. Violence is nothing new. Violent games are
nothing new. The proliferation of guns is the only thing new here.
Only in America. And thank God for that. The civilized world, where people are afraid of guns, would laugh at us if they weren't too busy
crying.
Daumeyer is editor of the Courier.
His email address is: rdaumeyer@bizjournals.com
Published: March 3, 2000
Guns rule in U.S. -- we're the victims
Rob Daumeyer (rdaumeyer@bizjournals.com)
Here's a novel thought for all you gun people: Find another hobby. Collect stamps. Or Beanie Babies. Or salamis.
Something, anything. Just so it's not guns. Still need a touch of violence in your free time? Fine. Collect knives or sharp rocks.
But let's get rid of guns, OK? When a 6-year-old Michigan boy kills a little girl in front of their first-grade classroom because she yelled
at him, we've got to move ahead with gun control.
Why are these things still sold? Who are guns helping? What else has to happen? How many people have to die? If licking stamps killed
32,436 people a year in the U.S., as guns did in 1999, wouldn't we get rid of stamps?
The little Michigan boy shouldn't have had a gun. How did he get it? He stole it from his home, but that doesn't matter. He had a gun
because guns are everywhere.
If his home doesn't have a gun, the little 6-year-old can't shoot his classmate. Instead, maybe he pushes her or tries to conk her on the head
with the teacher's coffee mug. Either way, she's still alive. Follow?
This little boy is obviously disturbed. Crazy people do crazy things. Crazy people with access to guns often use them to kill people. Give a
crazy person a bomb and you're taking a risk that he'll blow up your street. Crazy people with access to coffee mugs give people deep
bruises before they get carted off for psychological counseling and drug therapy.
"But Rob," the gun mavens say, "gun ownership is an inalienable right. It says so in the Constitution. Heck, even Moses himself packs
heat." My reply: The Constitution was written, I believe, in the days of flintlock muskets and pesky Brits. And Charlton Heston is a bad
actor. Yul Brenner stole that movie.
Anyway, if there had been automatic pistols lying around the manse, I'm thinking James Madison and the rest of the constitutional fathers
would have had second thoughts about the Second Amendment.
"But Rob," the pistoleros say. "I need to protect my home."
The statistics aren't on your side. Owning a gun doesn't make your home any safer. In fact, when guns are actually used in the home, gun
owners are 40 times more likely to shoot someone they know than they are to shoot an intruder.
That's 40 times. When it comes to deadly force, even a 1-to-1 ratio would get me feeling a little squirrely. Two-to-one is a no-brainer.
Forty-to-one? You've got to be an absolute doorknob to have a gun in your home. If I gave you a vial of Ebola, and told you to store it in
your dresser, would you take that risk? Hey, the glass probably won't break. Everything's cool.
Think back. When was the last time you read a story with this headline: "Man kills intruder in upstairs hall; gun hailed as lifesaver"?
I can't think of any. And trust me, as a card-carrying member of the media, I can tell you that newspapers would be all over that story -- if
it would ever happen.
Still, owners don't seem to care. Almost 5 million guns are made available to individuals in the U.S. each year. About 30 percent of U.S.
homes contain at least one gun. Why don't I feel so safe?
And don't even start with the violence-in-society crap, or video-game-as-brainwash hooey. Violence is nothing new. Violent games are
nothing new. The proliferation of guns is the only thing new here.
Only in America. And thank God for that. The civilized world, where people are afraid of guns, would laugh at us if they weren't too busy
crying.
Daumeyer is editor of the Courier.
His email address is: rdaumeyer@bizjournals.com