Guns are like Caskets, You Never Know When You're Going to Need One.

SEKLEM

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Maybe this isn't the place for a fun thread, and maybe this is even a little misguided, but here goes nothing. :)

We all know how frustrating it can be to read the news and see some outcry against firearms with an argument that makes no sense, but it can also be amusing. The idea I had was to try and come up with ludicrous headlines in the vein of what we often see and try to have some fun with it. I would prefer original content, not quotes or links to actual headlines.



Guns are like caskets. You never know when you're going to need one, but do you see people carrying a casket around with them all the time?
 
Buns invite asskicks. You never know when you're going to get one.


Butt if you have a gun, you might not end up being a victim in the headlines.
 
I understand the humor, but I don't see this one going anywhere good....someone will say something to get the lid closed on this one before long, most likely.
;)
 
So if guns kill people, I guess pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk, and spoons make people fat?

Whipper,
 
8 responses and not one of them is what I asked for. :D

I guess my request was more stupid than I thought. ;)

whipper said:
So if guns kill people, I guess pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk, and spoons make people fat?

Funny.

Mainah said:
Threads are like doors, you never know when they'll be locked.

Also funny.

44 AMP said:
I understand the humor, but I don't see this one going anywhere good....someone will say something to get the lid closed on this one before long, most likely.

At its present course it's just going to die of natural causes. :D
 
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