this has probably been around several times but i love it... enjoy...
Gun Collector
You may have heard on the news about a southern California man put
under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100
guns and allegedly had (by rough estimate) 100,000 rounds of
ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape
tunnel.
My favorite quote from the dimwit television reporter: "Wow! He has
about a quarter million machine gun bullets." The headline referred to
it as a "massive weapons cache".
By southern California standards someone owning 100,000 rounds would
be called "mentally unstable". Just imagine if he lived elsewhere:
In Arizona , he'd be called "an avid gun collector".
In Texas , he'd be called "a novice gun collector".
In Utah , he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd
probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a
corresponding quantity of stored food.
In Eastern WA , he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy".
In Idaho , he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate".
In Wyoming , he'd be called "an eligible bachelor".
In Wisconsin , he'd be called "a deer hunting buddy".
And, in Georgia and nearby States (Tennessee, Arkansas, Kentucky, West Virginia, the Carolina's & most of Florida & Virginia), they just call him "Bubba".
Gun Collector
You may have heard on the news about a southern California man put
under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100
guns and allegedly had (by rough estimate) 100,000 rounds of
ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape
tunnel.
My favorite quote from the dimwit television reporter: "Wow! He has
about a quarter million machine gun bullets." The headline referred to
it as a "massive weapons cache".
By southern California standards someone owning 100,000 rounds would
be called "mentally unstable". Just imagine if he lived elsewhere:
In Arizona , he'd be called "an avid gun collector".
In Texas , he'd be called "a novice gun collector".
In Utah , he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd
probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a
corresponding quantity of stored food.
In Eastern WA , he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy".
In Idaho , he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate".
In Wyoming , he'd be called "an eligible bachelor".
In Wisconsin , he'd be called "a deer hunting buddy".
And, in Georgia and nearby States (Tennessee, Arkansas, Kentucky, West Virginia, the Carolina's & most of Florida & Virginia), they just call him "Bubba".
