Get as many pieces of junk you can scrounge up, then turn them in. Then come TAX time, write the guns off as a donation, and use the highest possible listed price for the guns you can find. Post that with the receipt for guns turned in...
Personally, I'll never turn in a gun. Even if it's a piece of junk, figuratively speaking.
One of the best times I ever had pheasant hunting was with an Ithaca Model 37, in 16ga. Had a doorknob on it from years before, probably long before I was born. I swear I couldn't miss a bird with that thing. It looked like hell, but it shot just fine, and was nearly given to me.
I'll give 'em the broken super-soakers the kid wears out. Hey, they dangerous things in the wrong hands. Just ask some of the lunatics in some of the schools around our country.
Best Regards,
Don
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The most foolish mistake we could make would be to allow the subjected people to carry arms;
History shows that all conquerers who have allowed their subjected people to carry arms have prepared their own fall.
Adolf Hitler
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"Corrupt the young, get them away from religion. Get them interested in sex. Make them superficial, and destroy their rugged- ness.
Get control of all means of publicity, and thereby get the peoples' mind off their government by focusing their attention on athletics, sexy books and plays, and other trivialities.
Divide the people into hostile groups by constantly harping on controversial matters of no importance."
Vladimir Ilich Lenin, former leader of USSR