Got a butt chewin' in the woods tonight....again.

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So we went to the woods this afternoon. Parked the truck in a place she chose and I went one way and she went the other. This was at about 3:45. Plan was to take advantage of the wet woods and still hunt hogs till dark. Over on my side there is nothing to be seen. A little before dark I start making my way back to the truck. When I get about 100 yards from the truck I can see her blaze orange coming towards me. As she gets closer she starts running. Runs right up and punches me in the chest......and then starts yelling something about my cell phone being off.

As we walk back to the truck I get a BIG ear full about how if she had her phone off in the woods and I'd been trying to call her......and on and on and on. It takes a while but I finally get the message that she was worried. Figured I'd had a stroke or something.

So as we round the curve to where I can see the truck there's this hog laying there.....and it's gutted, ready to go in the truck. Now she has not said a word about a hog up to this point......been to busy chewin' my butt about the phone being off.

More that that I had not heard a shot all afternoon? This was not making any sense.

It takes some effort, and I get a bit more butt chewin' for demanding to know who gutted it for her, but I finally get the whole story.

Seems that she went WAY back down this trail and came on a pack of hogs feeding in the swamp. Slipped up on them and popped this one. It goes a few yards and piles up. It's still kickin' so she shoots it again to finish it off. Then she pulls out her phone and calls me. No answer. Calls again. No answer. With each call she says she gets madder.

So as it's getting late, and I'm MIA, she figures she has to deal with it herself. Problem is she has no rope so she has to drag it by it's feet. As she's telling me this she says "I pulled it a little ways and cussed you! And then I pulled it a little further and cussed you some more! It made me feel better."

Finally gets it to the edge of a old road and goes and gets the truck. When she gets back to the hog she wraps a safety harness around it's neck and hauls it the rest of the way with the truck. While she's waiting for me she gets my spare knife out and sets about to gut it. She's helped me do it a bunch of times so figures she can do it alone. Has to call my buddy Don once for instruction but manages to get it done.

I don't know at what point being mad about the phone turned to worry and I still don't know how I didn't hear her rifle go off, twice............ She still looks a little mad in the picture.

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Looks can KILL...

hopefully she don't get the idea you're not needed!

Next time left it on VIBRATE!

Nice hog, what she use on it?
 
I finally gave up and leave my phone on vibrate all the time. That means I can leave it on all the time (which keeps everyone happy) without ever having to worry about it making noise when it shouldn't.

By the way, please pass my congratulations to your wife. Both for her successful hunt and for her self-control. :D
 
And the fact that she learned to gut a pig on her own has to come in there on the + side of the column. Now that she's demonstrated the ability, you can always pawn off the duty of gutting her animals back at her!:D

Be gone a little longer and maybe she'd had skinned or quartered it!;)
 
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I leave my phone on silent or off when hunting. If I fell over dead I couldn't answer it, anyway. If I didn't fall over dead, I just might return a call.
 
Of course you didn't have your cell phone on. You were hunting.

She goes into the woods without a rope for dragging?

She sounds like a real moron. Why do you put up with verbal abuse like this?
 
What happened to the good old days of "see you at Oh-dark-30".
I am all in favor of having a means of communicating when in an emergency, but it sure is getting out of hand. My grandsons are texting from the stands steady! They can't live without being in constant contact, and saying basically nothing.
In my situation we are going to have to come up with some ground rules for cell phone use while hunting.
As she's telling me this she says "I pulled it a little ways and cussed you! And then I pulled it a little further and cussed you some more! It made me feel better."

That's too funny!
How's that old saying go about a women scorned?
 
she sure did get a nice kill! congrats on her kill, an I hear the same stuff when my phone is off in the woods an my wife gets on my butt for it! great hunt an keep up the pics!
 
jrothWA:

"Nice hog, what she use on it?"

Single shot .243 with a Red Dot. We generally stalk them in the swamps and palmettos working into the wind.

Sorch:

"Great choice of women to marry!"

I wish I could take credit for such foresite but 30 years ago when we met all I can remember thinking about was.....well you know........
 
My grandsons are texting from the stands steady! They can't live without being in constant contact, and saying basically nothing.

My pet peeve, constant contact generation and having nothing to say, waste
of time and money.
 
Right or wrong, you had it coming and you have a good Lady there.
Get ready, cause this story will live for a long time and the only change will be that it gets funnier with each telling. :p



Be Safe !!!
 
thinking about was.....well you know........
You can blow that smoke up sum folks skirts but I recollect a recent post that yer first date was a fishin' trip... THAT, my friend, Was what you had in mind I bet! "My new gal went fishin'... now if she will hunt, I am gonna try to marry her..."
Brent
 
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