Gore campaign workers needed. 4 laffs

[Lavan]

Don't know whether to post this here or in Legal and Political.

I have decided to work to get Al Gore elected. I need several volunteers to go door-to-door and approach the house by stomping on the geraniums, kicking repeatedly on the door and when the homeowner comes to the door, say "Hey, moron, vote for Gore!"

Then make this face

....this is satire....



[This message has been edited by Lavan (edited September 13, 2000).]

 

[woodit]

Reminds me of a joke that came off the net yesterday.

Q: Why does Bill Clinton cry after sex?


A: Mace.

 

[mk86fcc]

Sounds like a perfect job for all the various federal SWAT teams. Of course, they might not wait for the homeowner to come to the door... Other than that, I think they're already qualified.

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