Gore bombshell!

madkiwi

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>AP News- October 10th, 2000

AL GORE WAS "DEEP THROAT"

Democratic Presidential candidate Al Gore Jr. revealed today that he was the one who "told all" to Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein. In spite of years of speculation that Bernstein and Woodward's Whitewater source was a high-level Republican Party operative disgusted with the scandal, Vice-President Gore firmly told reporters at his campaign headquarters today, "It is time to tell the truth. It is time to set the record straight, to reveal the pride I felt for helping to topple the most corrupt administration this country has ever seen."

Vice-President Gore revealed that he spent many months secretly working out of his father's Senate office penetrating the White House's wall of silence. His training as a top-notch investigative reporter for the Army helped prepare him for the task.

This helps explain what really happened during those years when Mr Gore was supposed to be studying religion at Vanderbilt. "While I was supposed to be studying, I was actually in Washington helping get to the bottom of the scandal".

As has been widely noted, Mr Gore dropped out of Divinity school with failing grades.

As has been his practice since the Watergate affair was first revealed, Bob Woodward refused to confirm the assertions, commenting "We all know the Vice-President's record, and his veracity in these regards. That's all I have to say."

An anonymous campaign official begged this reporter to not publish the story, saying that no-one cared about Nixon anymore.[/quote]


OK it's obviously something I made up, but isn't Al's whole life?

Madkiwi
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Off topic. Moderator please close.



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"Anyone feel like saluting the flag which the strutting ATF and FBI gleefully raised over the smoldering crematorium of Waco, back in April of ‘93?" -Vin Suprynowicz
 
I'm still waiting for him to, with tears in his eyes, talk about how he was once sacrificed so that his blood would wash the sins of all mankind away.

He's lied about everything else and is completely delusionsal. Why stop now?
 
Remember, folks, "... OK it's obviously something I[madkiwi] made up..."

This is fiction! Treat it as such!

We don't need to lower our credibility to the same level as Al Gore's!


After all, there is *enough* nonsense and lies out there... ;)
 
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