marine6680
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So my fiance wrote this up earlier, in response to a conversion we had yesterday.
Figured y'all might enjoy.
Name: The Glockinator x2000
Features: The Glockinator will withstand dirt, water, sand castles , concrete, tour busses, and wombats and especially mullets. It will include three special storage places for all your bacon, jerkey, and bubble gum all while have three more compartments for earplugs, duct tape, or super glue. The Glockinator x2000 will provide a stink proof shield barrier to the outside world for deer hunting or just let all of your fart go and get that small twinge of methane to cuddle your nose. The Glockinator x2000 is special since it has the capacity to fire any ammo that is readily available. Don't know a 9mm from a .308 round? Well, that's okay. Just toss both of those into the Glockinator, shake for 30 seconds until it goes "bing" point, aim, fire.
ATTENTION: Do not shoot Glockinator x2000 if it should go "ding". It's very sensitive to bacon and this sound is simply the timer going off for the preferred bacon eating temperature of 105 degrees in any chosen compartment for bacon.
(Hydration system optional)
Don't hesitate, call today for more information on the Glockinator x2000!!!
Figured y'all might enjoy.
Name: The Glockinator x2000
Features: The Glockinator will withstand dirt, water, sand castles , concrete, tour busses, and wombats and especially mullets. It will include three special storage places for all your bacon, jerkey, and bubble gum all while have three more compartments for earplugs, duct tape, or super glue. The Glockinator x2000 will provide a stink proof shield barrier to the outside world for deer hunting or just let all of your fart go and get that small twinge of methane to cuddle your nose. The Glockinator x2000 is special since it has the capacity to fire any ammo that is readily available. Don't know a 9mm from a .308 round? Well, that's okay. Just toss both of those into the Glockinator, shake for 30 seconds until it goes "bing" point, aim, fire.
ATTENTION: Do not shoot Glockinator x2000 if it should go "ding". It's very sensitive to bacon and this sound is simply the timer going off for the preferred bacon eating temperature of 105 degrees in any chosen compartment for bacon.
(Hydration system optional)
Don't hesitate, call today for more information on the Glockinator x2000!!!
