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Wednesday May 31 2:44 PM ET
Hell Evacuated
Associated Press
Government officials in Hell ordered a mandatory evacuation of the Netherworld today as a result of subfreezing temperatures. It has been reported that this comes on the heels of an official Glock website opening. Hell President Lou Cifer stated that the government has been preparing for such an event for quite some time, however he stated they were caught somewhat off guard. "We have always been ready to take action on an occurance such as this, but we were really suprised that the Glock website was the triggering event to freezing of our damn-nation", stated the President.
Early reports indicate the evacuation went smoothly with only minor injuries to the resident demons. Officials estimate that cleanup will begin within a week and all tortured spirits should be able to return home within a month.
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