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A little heavy-handed, but there are times when that is needed.
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TODAY'S UNARMED VICTIMS Thanks for the loot....

CRIMINALS FOR THE PREVENTION OF FIREARM OWNERSHIP

CFTPOFO is an organization of criminals, terrorists, ****bags, wannabe bad boyz, gang bangers, felons and scrotes. Our purpose is to disarm the law abiding community.

MEMBERSHIP INFORMATION: CFTPOFO is open to all criminals. Do to the difficulty of getting convicted these days, you need not have been convicted to be a member. Recently we have lowered our standards and are, now for the first, time allowing most politicians and national media members in.

Membership dues are 10% of your take, jobs pulled on "Firearm Free" homes (Lists of homes that are provided to members in good standing) are 15%.

Discounted memberships given for high volume.(Attention DNC and Billie the Bulls**t aka Slick Willie, treason, murder, drug dealing, fraud and perjury are all crimes; you qualify for our discounted membership, due to the magnitude of your crimes).

MEMBER BENEFITS: The greatest benefit of membership comes from the ultimate goal of CFTPOFO, the total ban on ownership of firearms.

You and I both know that Criminals Love Unarmed Victims. You know how scary it is in places like Florida where you don't know who is armed or not. Look at New York and Washington D.C., they have great anti-gun laws. It makes it so easy for us when only us bad boyz are armed.

In addition to working toward our goal of a gunless public, members also are provided with "Firearm Free" lists. These are lists of residences country wide that are guaranteed to have NO firearms. We get these lists by buying the mailing lists of other Anti-Gun groups.

Most of those are filled with the current clueless politically correct do-gooders. They will probably even apologize to you for robbing, raping, or killing them. IF you get caught, You will probably get a wrist slap, especially if you tell them that you had a spanking as a child.

We also get the lists of guns registered, where ever registration is required. Knowing in advance the homes that are unarmed is a great benefit to our members. If we can get a national registration, think of the new areas that will now be safe to operate in.

SIGN ME UP: To become a member, send us your e-mail address with contact instructions. We will send one of the organizations bill collectors by to collect dues. Please leave your home address and phone number if you are a law abiding anti-gun person, we will contact you or one of your family in person.

All memberships are for life.ATTENTION LAW ABIDING ANTI-GUN CITIZENS, we have a FREE GIFT for your home. Go to the links section for your FREE GIFT.

DEDICATIONS: We would like to dedicate this Organization to the late founder, Jimmy One Ear. He died last week in a Board of Directors meeting with a sudden and unexpected shot behind the ear. Contrary to the facts, I deny having ordered the hit.

Another worthy of utmost respect is 'Slick Willie' aka 'Bubba' aka 'Billie the Bulls**t' aka 'Mr. President'. He has shown us just how easy it is to get away with multiple capital crimes. He must be an inspiration to all of us out there eliminating victims and witnesses. A dead witness or victim can't talk. We thank you Mr. President and your gang for your fine example.

I would also like to dedicate this site to all the prison Professors out there and especially my mentor, L.A. Slick, who taught me the tricks of the trade while doing time.

And last but not least, all the wonderful anti-gun organizations out there. These people work hard for you. Their half truths, lies, and out of context quotes are all working for you. They and their Media friends are doing so much to disarm the law abiding public. They prey on the fears of people ignorant to firearm useage, and use that fear to get ridiculous do nothing gun laws passed. As long as they keep blowing smoke we are safe from real crime control. We have nothing to fear from anti-gun laws, just like drugs, guns will always be available to us.

OUR ENEMIES: Although most all Law Enforcement Officers, both local and Federal are our enemies, they are not THE ENEMY.

For the most part they only react to us, allowing us to do our crimes and then chase us down after the fact so to speak. That is why so many of us can go for years with out getting caught.

They are the line soldiers at the wim(sic) of their Generals, who for the most part are politicians (and possible members). With over 20,000 gun laws on the books now, only an idiot would think that more gun laws equal less crime.

Luckily for us, there are plenty of those idiots in D.C., and around the country in anti-gun organizations. Thank the gods that they don't enforce those laws. If they did then most of us would be doing some real time instead of our usual in for refresher course, back on the street more dangerous than ever, revolving door policy.

That is why THE ENEMIES are SO DANGEROUS to our continued existence. They want the normal Joe and Jane out there able to defend themselves, and others around them. They want us to SERVE OUR SENTENCES. They want real CRIME CONTROL and VICTIM'S Rights. They want laws that PREVENT US FROM BRINGING SUIT against someone who defends his life or family's or his property from us and kills or hurts us in the process. They want us to suffer like we have made them suffer.

Can you believe it? Who are they? THE ENEMY is the organizations like the NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION and GUN OWNERS OF AMERICA and JEWS FOR THE PRESERVATION OF FIREARMS OWNERSHIP. We HATE them. Thank your lucky star, we have the crew that we have in Washington. They, along with the National Media have tried to make these organizations look like a bunch of crazies.

I just hope that Jane and John average American don't wake up and realize that what these GUN NUTS are about is true and lasting community PROTECTION. If they ever got wind of the TRUTH we would be in deep doodoo.

GUN CONTROL SURVEY RESULTS
As we figured going in our members overwelmingly (99%)Prefer UNARMED VICTIMS TO ARMED ONES. They will also continue to use GUNS in their CRIMES irregardless of any LAWS prohibitting FIREARM OWNERSHIP.

The sentiment of the whole organization is summed up by the statement made by One Nut Bob "laws is for the law abiding, and we ain't, so they don't apply to us".

All of our members voted against Concealed Weapons Carry, it just makes our job more dangerous and WE might get hurt. The statement that follows sums up our collective opinion: POLITICIANS/CRIMINALS LOVE UNARMED VICTIMS. Let us all hope that Billie 'the BullS**t' and Janet 'the Torch' don't get incarcerated, they have been doing a wonderful job for us in Washington.
 
I would have been a hoot to have a few CFTPOFO signs at the 100,000 Moron Sit?

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Ne Conjuge Nobiscum
"If there be treachery, let there be jehad!"
 
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