Funny question

[jesus5150]

I was watching a movie (I won't say which one for fear of being ridiculed) But it was a comedy where two soldiers were deployed and wanted to go home so they agreed to shoot each other to get discharged. It made me think...

If you HAD to be shot... No way around it... Where would you choose? And what round would you prefer?

RULES:

1) Body part must have nerves (No fingernails or hair shots)
2) Calibur must be in current military use.
3) YOU MUST Explain your reasoning.


I'm sorry if i'm infringing on any rules, it was just too fun to pass up.


(EDIT)

Just realised I put this in "General Pistol" and not "General" I guess this can be catered to pistols...

 

[El Paso Joe]

In the fleshy part of my buttocks. It would hurt (hell, it is supposed to) but should be limited to a flesh wound. But some great stories. How do you actually argue with a guy who got a Purple Heart for mooning the enemy...

As it turns out the only wound I got was mangling my left social finger (aka the 'bird' finger) cutting a piece of steel with a hacksaw. Had it operated on at the old Balboa Naval Hospital. I do have fun showing people that war wound...

 

[jesus5150]

Lot of capilaries there, would BLEED like crazy! That was my answer too.

 

[JohnKSa]

I can't see how this contributes to the "advancement of responsible firearms ownership".