What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? Forget him! Read about what happened to the rest of his clandestine group of terrorists! Here is the complete story.
Actually #2 was the easiest to clean... the .308 entered just above the breast and exited where there is a normal body exit point.... all the innerds were evacuated along with the bullet. Wasn't much left to do but remove below the knees, above the neck, and pluck.
Would be even more funny if it didn't sound like something I would do!
P.S. you might want to correct the grammer in the first paragraph (its shudder, not shutter)...Sorry, I'm just a little obsessive-compulsive about spelling and grammar