This is an excerpt of an article I found in yesterday's edition of the Dallas Morning News. The writer's name is Arianna Huffington, and she's definitely "huffing" out her share of hot air in this column! All BOLDS are mine.
The Mauling of America
Filed June 5, 2000
The NRA wants to make gun-loving fully automatic fun! Ripping a page from the marketing plan of retail hotshots
such as Planet Hollywood, ESPN Zone and the Disney Store, the National Rifle Association kicked off its annual convention last month with an announcement that it was planning to open a retail, dining and entertainment complex in the heart of New York's Times Square.
Known as the NRA Sports Blast, the ``family-oriented megastore'' will feature a
high-tech ``virtual'' shooting range, a theme restaurant specializing in wild-game
cuisine and a shop peddling everything for the well-accessorized shooter.
Talk about one-stop shopping. Now, after watching ``The Lion King'' sing and dance
his way into your heart on Broadway, you can stroll over to the Blast and get a leg
up on having him stuffed and mounted. Or, for those too young for lions, there's the educational Mow Down Mickey arcade. Then, down Sniper's Alley, it's time to assault the Moving Target Cafe for a little powder-blackened quail or buckshot-tenderized venison tartar. Who knows, maybe they'll name their dishes after famous gun lovers: Bernie Goetz Buffalo Burgers, Klebold and Harris Pheasant a la Columbine, Mark David Chapman Strawberry Fields Jubilee and the
Kip Kinkel Family Sampler Platter -- all washed down with a frosty Colin Ferguson
Long Island Railroad Iced Tea.
Sport shooting is ``fun for the whole family,'' chirped NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre. ``It's probably about the safest activity an American can pick up as a hobby.''Absolutely. How many more times are we going to have to read about
a young life cut short in yet another tragic stamp-collecting accident before we
finally take to the streets to stop the madness? All Wayne is saying is give guns a chance.
When your message has been judged wanting in the marketplace of ideas, simply
dress it up and see if you can sell it in the other marketplace. It's retail democracy.
The NRA is desperately trying to remake itself -- to take the focus off party-pooping
school shootings and workplace massacres and put it on making packing heat family-friendly. (Harold Hochstatter, running for governor in Washington State, is
already catching the spirit: his 4-month-old son has just become the NRA's youngest-ever lifetime member.)
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The rest of the article is at www.ariannaonline.com in her "columns" section. Her email is arianna@ariannaonline.com...
I am getting so tired of being compared to all the wackos out there, and these sheople who know nothing about guns or the NRA coming and spouting off rhetoric. They accuse of of this, but they are by far the ones who resort to this type of tactic.
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"At last we shall reveal ourselves to the Gun-Grabbers, at last we shall have revenge at The TFL End of Summer Meet on August 12 & 13, 2000..."
The Mauling of America
Filed June 5, 2000
The NRA wants to make gun-loving fully automatic fun! Ripping a page from the marketing plan of retail hotshots
such as Planet Hollywood, ESPN Zone and the Disney Store, the National Rifle Association kicked off its annual convention last month with an announcement that it was planning to open a retail, dining and entertainment complex in the heart of New York's Times Square.
Known as the NRA Sports Blast, the ``family-oriented megastore'' will feature a
high-tech ``virtual'' shooting range, a theme restaurant specializing in wild-game
cuisine and a shop peddling everything for the well-accessorized shooter.
Talk about one-stop shopping. Now, after watching ``The Lion King'' sing and dance
his way into your heart on Broadway, you can stroll over to the Blast and get a leg
up on having him stuffed and mounted. Or, for those too young for lions, there's the educational Mow Down Mickey arcade. Then, down Sniper's Alley, it's time to assault the Moving Target Cafe for a little powder-blackened quail or buckshot-tenderized venison tartar. Who knows, maybe they'll name their dishes after famous gun lovers: Bernie Goetz Buffalo Burgers, Klebold and Harris Pheasant a la Columbine, Mark David Chapman Strawberry Fields Jubilee and the
Kip Kinkel Family Sampler Platter -- all washed down with a frosty Colin Ferguson
Long Island Railroad Iced Tea.
Sport shooting is ``fun for the whole family,'' chirped NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre. ``It's probably about the safest activity an American can pick up as a hobby.''Absolutely. How many more times are we going to have to read about
a young life cut short in yet another tragic stamp-collecting accident before we
finally take to the streets to stop the madness? All Wayne is saying is give guns a chance.
When your message has been judged wanting in the marketplace of ideas, simply
dress it up and see if you can sell it in the other marketplace. It's retail democracy.
The NRA is desperately trying to remake itself -- to take the focus off party-pooping
school shootings and workplace massacres and put it on making packing heat family-friendly. (Harold Hochstatter, running for governor in Washington State, is
already catching the spirit: his 4-month-old son has just become the NRA's youngest-ever lifetime member.)
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The rest of the article is at www.ariannaonline.com in her "columns" section. Her email is arianna@ariannaonline.com...
I am getting so tired of being compared to all the wackos out there, and these sheople who know nothing about guns or the NRA coming and spouting off rhetoric. They accuse of of this, but they are by far the ones who resort to this type of tactic.
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"At last we shall reveal ourselves to the Gun-Grabbers, at last we shall have revenge at The TFL End of Summer Meet on August 12 & 13, 2000..."