This is a great little piece to pass on to those ladies that you know who are fence-sitters on the Gun Control issue. This may change their attitude.
http://directedfire.com/opinion/Criminal.html
Note: This fictional piece is intended to make people think about the consequences of trusting their personal security to means less certain than firearms. When criminally attacked, any response other than armed resistance with a firearm is more than twice as likely to result in injury to the victim. That includes appeasement and running away. Of course, if antigun candidates are elected in November, your only choices may be to carry a gun in violation of the law, or settle for means of self-defense that subject you to twice the risk of injury.
Hi ladies! I'm 19 years old, 6' 2" tall, 208 pounds. My hair is black, my eyes are red, and I want to meet YOU! Some women really dig the knife scar on my face, but if you don't like it, that's cool, because you'll be loving it soon enough. Don't worry 'bout my breath. It's just old beer. Some people call me a "criminal" but as you'll see, I just want to get to know you better, that's all. Now, what I got here is what you might call a prop-o-sition. I want to let you ladies in on a chance to meet me and get real personal, if you know what I mean! You can get ready to play any way you want. That's right, you can bring your cell phone, and your pepper spray and your whistles and stuff, and then we'll get together. Make sure you study up on your martial arts and work out real good - I like a feisty woman! Get your car keys in between your little fingers and get ready to stomp on my foot or kick me where you think it will hurt me. Then when you're ready, I'll look you up and we'll hook up! Now to be fair, I'm not going to tell you when or where. It may be in the middle of the night right in your own bed (that's always a lot of fun!), or in broad daylight (get it - "broad" daylight? I kill myself!). Now when I show up, don't go screaming or I'll have to just club you out. Don't expect me to just go downwind so you can spray pepper on me either - that stuff stings (but I noticed when I'm zoned out, it don't much bother me.) And don't wait for no women either, so don't be expecting me to wait around no 5 or 10 minutes while you dial 911. No ma'am! This here's gonna be a private party! Just you an' me, so you don't get to invite no cops! Now when I get started on you, you'll know it's me because the first thing I'm going to do is grab you around the neck, or hit you as hard as I can, or maybe I'll just whip out my blade and tell you to shut up and get naked. I've done that one before. It's really a lot of fun! Sometimes, I bring my buddies along because, you know, they's always looking for a good time too, and when I get done with you the first time, there's no reason they shouldn't play with you while I rest up to go again. Besides, it's a lot easier to get women to party when there's 3 or 4 of my hommies with me! There's just one rule you have to obey. No guns. Well, I can have a gun, because I'm the criminal, but you can't, because it's not "lady-like" and maybe it's even against the law. You don't want to go against no laws, do you? So no guns. It just wouldn't be a party if you brought a gun! I want to make sure your kids have fun too, so I'll let them watch me do you. Maybe if you bring a stun gun, I can use it to make your kids jump. That's always fun! And when I'm done, I'll cut their little throats right in front of you, jest to see them bleed. (You ever seen that? They just flop around and their eyes roll back in their heads and blood just squirts out everywhere!) Except'n, if you have a daughter, I'll want to have a little fun with her first. I won't cut her up till I'm done with her. And when I'm done with you, I'll have to kill you too. Nothing personal, you understand. I just can't leave no eye witnesses. So, ladies, that's my proposition! Be sure you don't carry no gun. And this election, you be sure to vote for candidates who want to outlaw guns. 'Cause if you don't, and more women start carrying guns, then I'll have to be real careful to pick the right woman to party with, or she could ruin my whole *#!@! day! And if I'm having to be so careful, maybe I won't get around to partying with you for awhile. You don't want to miss out, do you? Just be good, vote against guns, we'll get together real soon and I'll show you how to party. I guarantee, I'll have a real good time.
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To own firearms is to affirm that freedom and liberty are not gifts from the state.
http://directedfire.com/opinion/Criminal.html
Note: This fictional piece is intended to make people think about the consequences of trusting their personal security to means less certain than firearms. When criminally attacked, any response other than armed resistance with a firearm is more than twice as likely to result in injury to the victim. That includes appeasement and running away. Of course, if antigun candidates are elected in November, your only choices may be to carry a gun in violation of the law, or settle for means of self-defense that subject you to twice the risk of injury.
Hi ladies! I'm 19 years old, 6' 2" tall, 208 pounds. My hair is black, my eyes are red, and I want to meet YOU! Some women really dig the knife scar on my face, but if you don't like it, that's cool, because you'll be loving it soon enough. Don't worry 'bout my breath. It's just old beer. Some people call me a "criminal" but as you'll see, I just want to get to know you better, that's all. Now, what I got here is what you might call a prop-o-sition. I want to let you ladies in on a chance to meet me and get real personal, if you know what I mean! You can get ready to play any way you want. That's right, you can bring your cell phone, and your pepper spray and your whistles and stuff, and then we'll get together. Make sure you study up on your martial arts and work out real good - I like a feisty woman! Get your car keys in between your little fingers and get ready to stomp on my foot or kick me where you think it will hurt me. Then when you're ready, I'll look you up and we'll hook up! Now to be fair, I'm not going to tell you when or where. It may be in the middle of the night right in your own bed (that's always a lot of fun!), or in broad daylight (get it - "broad" daylight? I kill myself!). Now when I show up, don't go screaming or I'll have to just club you out. Don't expect me to just go downwind so you can spray pepper on me either - that stuff stings (but I noticed when I'm zoned out, it don't much bother me.) And don't wait for no women either, so don't be expecting me to wait around no 5 or 10 minutes while you dial 911. No ma'am! This here's gonna be a private party! Just you an' me, so you don't get to invite no cops! Now when I get started on you, you'll know it's me because the first thing I'm going to do is grab you around the neck, or hit you as hard as I can, or maybe I'll just whip out my blade and tell you to shut up and get naked. I've done that one before. It's really a lot of fun! Sometimes, I bring my buddies along because, you know, they's always looking for a good time too, and when I get done with you the first time, there's no reason they shouldn't play with you while I rest up to go again. Besides, it's a lot easier to get women to party when there's 3 or 4 of my hommies with me! There's just one rule you have to obey. No guns. Well, I can have a gun, because I'm the criminal, but you can't, because it's not "lady-like" and maybe it's even against the law. You don't want to go against no laws, do you? So no guns. It just wouldn't be a party if you brought a gun! I want to make sure your kids have fun too, so I'll let them watch me do you. Maybe if you bring a stun gun, I can use it to make your kids jump. That's always fun! And when I'm done, I'll cut their little throats right in front of you, jest to see them bleed. (You ever seen that? They just flop around and their eyes roll back in their heads and blood just squirts out everywhere!) Except'n, if you have a daughter, I'll want to have a little fun with her first. I won't cut her up till I'm done with her. And when I'm done with you, I'll have to kill you too. Nothing personal, you understand. I just can't leave no eye witnesses. So, ladies, that's my proposition! Be sure you don't carry no gun. And this election, you be sure to vote for candidates who want to outlaw guns. 'Cause if you don't, and more women start carrying guns, then I'll have to be real careful to pick the right woman to party with, or she could ruin my whole *#!@! day! And if I'm having to be so careful, maybe I won't get around to partying with you for awhile. You don't want to miss out, do you? Just be good, vote against guns, we'll get together real soon and I'll show you how to party. I guarantee, I'll have a real good time.
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To own firearms is to affirm that freedom and liberty are not gifts from the state.