For the young ones not partnered up

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Tony Z

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Just a dab of "Hoppe's #9" behind each ear will drive the right kind of woman (or man) crazy for you! Try it this weekend (also helps if you hang at a gun shop or sporting goods store, and I will be married 36 years this August and she is not a sporting/gun nut, but always comments on how good I smell and what is it).
 
Added to my shopping cart! Will use it in my office (can't over do it at home).


Can you think of a better honeymoon, than a wedding ceremony ending with #12 shot thrown instead of rice, cachets of Hoppe's #9 on the tables, roasted pheasant and vension on the menu and ending the whole thing by camping out in a sleeping bag made for two?
 
No gasoline for me! Terrible burps and when I light up a cigar, real fireworks occur.

I was hoping, this being a Saturday morning, one of the young-uns here, would have tried the "Hoppe's #9" trick last night and would be regaling us all with their feats of conquest. Then again, it is only 8:00 AM and the walk of shame home may not yet have occurred.
 
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