For the Children!! Barf. I need help.

[MP Freeman]

Guys,

I love to use this argument when discussing RKBA with my friends at church. It goes like this:

We have got to save the children from the evil of this world. So using the resistless logic of the gun-grabber geniuses, let's stand up and do something!

First order of business is to put an end to violent porn. Here's the solution.

First we must ban certain types of CAMERAS, except to law enforcement agencies. The list shall enclude, but not be limited to:

1. Full-Auto. (Video Recorders)
2. Saturday Night Specials. (disposable cameras)
3. High Capacity Mags. (More than 10 exposure rolls)
4. Terrorist specials. (Plastic cameras)
5. Crew served cameras. (Big ones)
6. Easily concealed cameras. (Small ones)
7. Cop Killer cameras. (Rodney King camera)
8. Assault cameras. (Scary looking ones)
9. Junk cameras. (Cheap ones)
10. Silencers. (Quiet ones)
11. Any other camera. (Cameras that don't look like cameras)
12. Destructive devices. (Wide angle lense)

And from now on; one camera per month.

National registration of coarse. (Convicted child molesters won't have to register because of that 5th amendment thing.)

We'll have to start a new enforcement agency. Or just expand ATF to ATFC.

Any vilent porn pops up in the world, we'll just sue the pants off NIKON. Or get them to bow down to our demands.

I could go on forever, but you get the idea. If you care about kids.....You know what needs done.


Got any more ideas?

 

[Ledbetter]

Stop making sense. You're scaring the sheep.

 

[Oleg Volk]

CCRNMN has something like this on their Web site http://www.mnccrn.org/ptop/acban.html As a photographer, I have often thought of the problem in these terms, too.

 

[Monkeyleg]

Oleg, are you an amateur photographer or professional? Just curious, since I've been doing photography for a living for 22 years.

Dick
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[Keiller TN]

Great analogy! How about controlling graffiti by a ban on paint, crayons, etc. We could make up quite a list.

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"Unless the Lord builds the house, they labour in vain that build it:
except the Lord guards the city, the watchman stays awake in vain." (Psalm 127:1)


"Freedom is given to the human conditionally, in the assumption of his constant religious responsibility."
(Alexander Solzhenitzyn)

 

[pax]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>How about controlling graffiti by a ban on paint, crayons, etc. We could make up quite a list. [/quote]

Hate to tell you this, but in some counties in California it is illegal to sell spray paint ... because of graffiti.

When the society is that ludicrous already, it's awfully hard to come up with a good parody. Does all sarcasm eventually become legislation?

pax
"It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenius." -- Edsel Murphy

 

[PreserveFreedom]

I remember when I was 16. I painted my car but had to fight with the store manager to get him to sell me spray paint. How many people do graffiti with black, brown, and olive drab?

 

[Monkeyleg]

Ditto here in Milwaukee. You need to be 18 to buy spray paint or magic markers. Looking around the neighborhood, I guess there must be a lot of 19 year olds buying paint.

A year or more ago, the city fathers tried to address the problem of drunken behavior in certain parts of the city by banning the sale of beer in 32 ounce bottles. Of course, you could still buy three cans of beer. Duh.

Dick
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