Hooligan,
Thanks for the info but Schuyler county is a long way from me. If you get that really really good one, we have a guy in St. Clair (Franklin county) that does a fantastic job. He worked for the best guy in the St. Louis area for many years and just went out on his own a couple years ago.
I understand the wife issue, but surely you have a man cave somewhere that you could put the deer of your lifetime.