Everything BUT the Glock sucks....!!

[Abominable No-Man]

THE GLOCK IS THE KING OF HANDGUNS!! ALL HAIL SAINT GASTON!
THE MAN SHOULD BE CANONIZED FOR HIS CREATION OF THE
MIGHTY POLYMER WONDER!! THE GLOCK HAS BEEN USED ALL
OVER THE WORLD TO KILL PEOPLE, ANIMALS, ENGINE BLOCKS, ARMORED VEHICLES, AND VICIOUS HUNTER-KILLER ANDROIDS
FROM THE FUTURE!! KNOWLEDGABLE GUNWRITERS SWEAR BY IT!!
THEY SHOULD KNOW!!

ANM





(Hope everyone gets a laugh out of this one.....)


Use what you like: politics and opions be damned.....

 

[Inspector Callahan]

Incoming!

 

[ATTICUS]

I like mine, but I wonder if Gaston has a big hole in the palm of his hand that the big hump on the backstrap fits into.

 

[yorec]

LOL! New heights of sarcasm and delusionalism could be reachied by responding to this post.

So which side do you fall on - delusional believer or sarcastic humorist?

 

[JJCook]

-The target has been identified!-

I wish I could help you, but you're on your own

Semper Fi-
JJC

 

[johnbt]

IF THE GLOCK'S SO GREAT, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO YELL?

JOHN

 

[Rickmeister]

Hey, man...quiet down! I like Glocks too, but I don't have an org...uhhh, ecstatic feeling when I hold one.

 

[George Hill]

Sarcasm. The translation is often lost in pure text format.

 

[Abominable No-Man]

Yorec:

I would fall under the "sarcastic believer/humorist" category, I
think. Didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings....just having some
fun with the Glock- and 1911- thumper crowds......

ANM

 

[.357SIG]

IF THE GLOCK'S SO GREAT, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO YELL?

JOHN

He forgot to put on his hearing protectors before firing his GLOCK.

 

[Duke of Lawnchair]

...

Everyone else's glock sucks. All glocks suck, except for MINE!

Jim

 

[Eric Larsen]

ALL of the GLOCK's I have had the complete displeasure of shooting, if you can call it that, have sucked to high H*LL!
they dont group, feed or do anything well...so far all, 1087 of them, have sucked equally as bad as the next.... Anyone who
thinks Glocks are that wonderful should buy a REAL GUN......

An ACCUTEK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shoot well

 

[Nanaimo Barr]

HA! my Lorcin will outshoot your Glock!!!!!!!

(sorry, I'll feel better in the morning.. I just HAD to get in on this.. and no. I would not really own a Lorcin...)

 

[ReverendHobo]

Abominable No-Man, considering that according to the 1991 data, the highest volume manufacturers of semi-autos in the US were:

1. Bryco Arms 202,510
2. Davis Industries 171,076
3. Sturm, Ruger, & Co. 170,384
4. Smith & Wesson Corp. 169,087
5. Raven Arms 117,300

and that Bryco, Davis, and Raven were all part of Jennings, that made Jennings far and away the firearms potentate. So, perhaps you should start a new thread, "Everything but POS sucks!"

 

[Mal H]

This started off going nowhere and it's finally made it to it's ultimate destination.