Yes, now is the time to enroll in our fall semester here at First College of Predators. We have only the finest convicts on our faculty.
We will be giving courses on how to recognize an unarmed citizen and how best to take everything he has.
Also, our curricula in the area of getting away with crime is unsurpassed in the nation.
AND....for the 1st 5,000 new enrolees, we will supply a FREE list of lawyers who will get you off.
We have extracurricular activities by the truckfull.
Weekend anti-gun marches.
Learning good misinformation.
and many other new courses.
We are excited about the current trend of the public wishing to adopt strict laws against private ownership of guns and believe that our courses will best prepare our students for the job opportunities of the future.
We accept felons. No ID required. Books MUST be paid for in advance. Grants available.
[This message has been edited by Lavan (edited August 24, 2000).]
We will be giving courses on how to recognize an unarmed citizen and how best to take everything he has.
Also, our curricula in the area of getting away with crime is unsurpassed in the nation.
AND....for the 1st 5,000 new enrolees, we will supply a FREE list of lawyers who will get you off.
We have extracurricular activities by the truckfull.
Weekend anti-gun marches.
Learning good misinformation.
and many other new courses.
We are excited about the current trend of the public wishing to adopt strict laws against private ownership of guns and believe that our courses will best prepare our students for the job opportunities of the future.
We accept felons. No ID required. Books MUST be paid for in advance. Grants available.
[This message has been edited by Lavan (edited August 24, 2000).]