Eat the Wimps revisited-for WOMEN!!!!

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CindyH

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:D :D ha ha, made you look!
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Last week, I moved into a new (to me) mobile home (classy, ain't it? ;)). Nothing was turned on yet, except for the electricity. The sales guy suggeste my boyfriend go and help me turn the water on.
FIRST of all....
I am stronger than I must look. I am 5'3", 130 pounds of solid steel muscle! :rolleyes:
Well, anyway, I AM stronger that people seem to think I am. I try not to be offended when someone tries to help the "little dark-haired girl." They are just trying to be nice.
Anyway, I thought, wow, maybe the valve is way under the trailer and you must need like a 40# pipe wrench or something to turn it on. We get there, it's right at the edge of the trailer, and it's just a little knob like on your outside hose spigot! Sheesh!
THEN, a couple of days later, he stops by to see how I'm doing. I'm outside trying to light the pilot on the hot water heater. He says, "Well, where's your boyfriend? Why isn't he here helping you?"
Um, excuse me, I *think* I can push a little red button down and hold a lit match up to the end of metal tube!
It does not require male intellect(oxymoron intended :p), it's a stinkin' pilot light!
HRMPH!!!!!
 
Heh. My sympathies, and congrats for not going off on the guy. ;)

"Where's your boyfriend?"
"He's inside. I'm making him clean my guns..." :D

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"..but never ever Fear. Fear is for the enemy. Fear and Bullets."
10mm: It's not the size of the Dawg in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog!
 
LOL...you shoulda said, "Well, you're a big, strong man...why don't you do it for me!!!"

And to add to Tamera's comment:

"Where's your boyfriend?"

"He's inside. I'm making him clean my guns...and he's making chocolate chip cookies!" ;) :p
 
Now you gals wouldn't be "man bashing", would you?... ;)

CMOS

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NRA? Good. Now join the GOA!

The NRA is our shield, the GOA will be our sword.
 
Cindy's not man bashing, she's rightly bashing the attitude that the "poor widdle helpless girle" can't do simple tasks. Heck, my wife swapped engines in our Chevy pickup, poor widdle helpless girlie my gluteus maximus! She's also a pretty good shot, if that matters.

Take no crap from people like that sales guy, Cindy.
 
Don,

I make some pretty mean cookies too. My peanut-butter cookies are known far and wide. Well...mostly by the wide. :D

David

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If your looking to government for the solution, you obviously don't understand the problem.
 
LOL Cindy! FIrst, you made my day because someone is SHORTER than me YAHOOOOOOO! They call me short and my sister shorter (short and shorter gee can ya tell a MALE made that up ;)) Second I know how you feel about that "poor little girl' garbage! I am pretty strong and tend to amaze people when I pick stuff up. (Did she just move that couch by herself?) I am also handy and could figure out more than any guy around here. (gee gotta love this male bashing) Once our friend called and asked what I was doing that day, I said I am helping my dad replace the shingles on the roof. He said "Oh you mean your going to hand your dad the shingles?" :rolleyes: Like we aren't capable of doing these things. Of course there are women out there that wouldn't figure out how to light a pilot...like my sister (she doesn't post her so I am safe) she can't even start the lawnmower up because she might break a nail. LOL

That would have been really funny if you said "Yeah my boyfriend is inside baking cookies" LMAO Have Coinneach come out in drag or something LOL

Anyway (I babble too much) congrats on the mobile home! Best of luck to you! :) EAT THE WIMPS!

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We are as one as we all are the same fighting for one cause -Metallica
 
Easy peanut butter cookies:

1 cup of peanut butter;
1 cup of sugar;
1 egg.

Mix.
Bake.

Any of you other fellas wanta swap recipes? :p
 
For the ladies;

When God created man, she was only kidding.

Men are like busses, if you miss one another will be along in a few minutes.

Skyhawk


[This message has been edited by Skyhawk (edited July 26, 2000).]
 
Thanks, mrsMTN,I just sprayed Pepsi all over my monitor! ;)
Tamara and Otter, LMAO!
So, Phil, is that how you get out of cooking, by using such recipes? :D
Sandy, is the guy who made up those nicknames short? The only people who have ever made fun of my height (or lack of :)) are men with whom I (litterally) see eye to eye! :D

Oh yeah, one time the front wheel bearings on our Ramcharger had to be repacked. My ex couldn't get the bolt or whatever loosened, so he started to throw a BIIIIGGGG hissy fit right in the middle of the street. (very embarrassing) I just told him, "Go inside, calm down, and make someting for lunch." He did, and in the mean time, I removed the whell, etc. and repacked the bearings. Sheesh!

So, I like Sandy's idea. Gentlemen, my personal favorite is chocolate chip! :D
 
Aren't women just wondrous strange creatures?

I've thought about only three things in my whole life: 0-7...candy; 7-14...ninjas; 14-now...women.

In those years, I've only been able to figure out two things about women: smell nice, soft.

Gotta love women.

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When Reason Fails.....
 
In those years, I've only been able to figure out two things about women: smell nice, soft.

Vaughn, that's all you need. ;)

Oh yes: NO ruffled aprons on this SBG, thank you. :p
 
Now I may be wrong, but I don't think so….

I don't think the guy meant to imply you were a wimp. I think he was hitting on you. He's hoping the conversation will go something like-
Dude: "Hey little lady, where's your man?"
You: "What man? I dumped that no good sumbitch last week. He was making the two-backed critter with my sister!"
Dude: "I'll be dipped in shinola! Aren't they all like that? Now, how about I come on inside and help you with that hot water heater?"
 
Cindy, I second Tamara's congrats for not going off on the guy.

Bruegger, you're probably right -- the guy was probably hoping that Cindy was a Mademoiselle-reading bimbo! :D

pax

"There will never be an end to the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy." -- Henry Kissenger
 
Brueger, I think if that guy said that to Cindy he would get a rude awakening when she pulled out her 12ga :D

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Sandy, is the guy who made up those nicknames short[/quote]

Actually (are you sensing one of sandy's stories) a few weeks ago the guys were all over. My sister and I were out there, and well had a *few* drinks. Our friend was telling us a story how he couldn't make clearance of some bats because he was 6 feet tall. We hounded the heck out of him. We kept saying he is not six feet tall, he said he was because he goes to the Dr. So I pulled out measuring tape and we measured him. Turns out he is only 5'10 1/2 and we laughed and laughed and made more jokes and more jokes. After he was beat red I made sure to let him know that was a payback for telling me I shouldn't have a gun in the house. :D (see what goes around comes around)

Same group of guys are over, said they were going to change the brake pads on my car. Something wasn't going right, three grown men throwing hissy fits. Sandy goes out there, gets the old pad off and puts the new one on. :D I think women just have more patience.?

Anyway, yeah get Coinneach a pretty pink ruffled apron with a dustbuster in the back pocket :D Tell the guy you met him at the circus ;) (just kiddin SBG)

Chocolate chip sounds good to me, that is if they don't burn the kitchen down first. lol
 
"Clays"

4 cups flower, 2 cups salt
2 eggs
1 water
mix.

flatten balls and bake at 400 for 15 minutes...

Throw - and engage with shotgun.
 
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