Dr Seuss???

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DorGunR

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Got this via e-mail from a co worker.


Can we count them with our nose?
Can we count them with our toes?
Should we count them with a band?
Should we count them all by hand?
If I do not like the count,
I will simply throw them out!
I will not let this vote count stand,
I do not like them, and ALGore I am!

Can we change these numbers here?
Can we change them, calm my fears?
What do you mean Dubya has won?
That is not fair! It ruins my fun!
Let's count them upside down this time
Let's count until the state is mine!
I will not let THIS vote count stand!
I do not like it, and AlGore I am!

I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit!
You have not heard the last of it!
I'll count the ballots one by one
And hold each up before the sun!
I'll count, recount, and count some more!
You'll grow to like this little chore!
I will not let this vote count stand!
I do not like it, and AlGore I am!

I won't leave office, stayin' here
I've glued my desk chair to my rear!
Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too,
Are telling me that I should SUE!
"We find the Electoral College vile!
Recount the votes until WE smile!
We do not want this vote to stand!
We do not LIKE it, AlGore-I-am!"

How shall we count THIS ballot box?
Let's count it standing in our socks!
Shall we count this one in a tree?
And who shall count it, you or me?
We cannot, cannot count enough!
We must not stop, we must be tough!
I do not want this vote to stand!
I do not like it, and AlGore I am!

I've counted till my fingers bleed
And still can't fufill my counting need.
I'll count the tiles on the floor
And even count the ones next door!
And I will not say when I am done
until the counting says I've WON!
I will not let this vote count stand!
I do not like it, and AlGore I am!

What's that? What? What's that you say?
You think the current count should....STAY?????
You do not like my counting scheme?
It makes you tense? Gives you bad dreams?
Foolish folks, you're wrong, you'll see!
Your only care should be for ME!
I will not let this vote count stand!
I do not like it, and AlGore I am!
 
Just sent it to the belly dancer who kept sending me "Dumb Bush" jokes and petitions to sign for a recount! Heh. Heh. Heh.

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This is great :D
Has anyone heard the Palm Beach Hokey Pokey?
I'm trying to get a copy of that also :)

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Anonymous
 
THE PALM BEACH POKEY

Loknload......here you go mu friend

THE PALM BEACH POKEY

You put your stylus in,
You put your stylus out,
You put your stylus in,
And you punch Buchanan out.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!

You put the Gore votes in,
You put the Bush votes out,
You put the Gore votes in,
And you do another count.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!

You bring your lawyers in,
You drag the whole thing out,
You bring your lawyers in,
And you put it all in doubt.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!

You let your doctors spin,
You let the pundits spout,
You let your doctors spin,
And your people whine and pout.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!

You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
That's what it's all about!
 
Hey Guys,

A friend of mine wrote this and it is copyrighted. Since this is the "Legal" forum, let's follow the law! Please pass it on with attribution.

Thanks,

viator


Now up on the Internet! An audio link to "The Palm Beach Pokey" (1:53, 1.8
MB, MP3). At the website of the "Mickelson in the Morning" show, on WHO
Newsradio 1040 in Des Moines.

http://www.whoradio.com/mickelson.html


THE PALM BEACH POKEY


You put your stylus in,
You put your stylus out,
You put your stylus in,
And you punch Buchanan out.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!


You put the Gore votes in,
You put the Bush votes out,
You put the Gore votes in,
And you do another count.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!


You bring your lawyers in,
You drag the whole thing out,
You bring your lawyers in,
And you put it all in doubt.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!


You let your doctors spin,
You let the pundits spout,
You let your doctors spin,
And your people whine and pout.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!


You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
That's what it's all about!


Charlie Henrickson, copyright 2000
 
Viator,
I received tis via e-mail and passed it on
just as I received it.....but let me say
thank you to:Charlie Henrickson,
for The Palm Beach Pokey. copyright 2000
 
DorGunR,

I didn't mean to imply that you had deleted the copyright info. I assumed that you had received it as you posted it.

I was trying to make two points: 1) I was encouraging others to pass on the version I was posting with the attribution; and, 2) I wanted to encourage everyone to include attribution whenever they forward something. Some one dropped the legal ball long before it got to you.

Charlie is a really funny guy. He writes a gazillion of these funny ditties. He can do it at the drop of a hat.

He loves the way the Palm Beach Pokey is getting passed around! Enjoy.

Peace, Bro

viator
 
Due to the amount of interest in the Palm Beach Pokey, a number of radio and TV stations throughout the country have contacted Charlie.

If you are interested:

Tonight (Monday the 20th) Charlie will be on the radio on KTRS AM 550 in St. Louis between 10:00 and 10:30 p.m. Then Tuesday morning he will be on television on KTVI, channel2 in St. Louis between 8:00 and 8:30 a.m.

Puts a voice with the name, if nothing else!

viator
 
Remember the film Key Largo w/ Bogart

and Edward G. Robinson? There is a line in that film where Edward G. Robinson makes a statement about politics. He says something to the effect that, "You count the votes, you recount them and keep at it until you get the results you want"

There is a website that has an audio clip of the exact quote and I'll put it up if I find it.
 
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