Christopher
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This is no ordinary solicitation......
We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise five million dollars for a monument of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in the
Washington D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue
should be placed. It was not to place it beside the statue of George
Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told
the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference. We finally
decided to place it beside
Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not
knowing where he was going, did not know where he was, returned not
knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.
Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your
asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land." Nearly 5,000
years later Franklin D. Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, light up a camel, this is the promised land."
Now, Bill Clinton has stole your shovels, taxed your asses, raised the price
of your camels, and mortgaged the promised land.
If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after paying taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.
Thank You, Bill Clinton Monument Committee P.S. It is said that Bill Clinton is considering changing the Democratic Party symbol from a donkey to a condom, because it stands for inflation, protects a bunch of pricks, halts production, and gives you a false sense of security while you are being screwed.
If a lot of you have seen this before, I'm sorry. It's just too darned funny.
We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise five million dollars for a monument of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in the
Washington D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue
should be placed. It was not to place it beside the statue of George
Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told
the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference. We finally
decided to place it beside
Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not
knowing where he was going, did not know where he was, returned not
knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.
Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your
asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land." Nearly 5,000
years later Franklin D. Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, light up a camel, this is the promised land."
Now, Bill Clinton has stole your shovels, taxed your asses, raised the price
of your camels, and mortgaged the promised land.
If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after paying taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.
Thank You, Bill Clinton Monument Committee P.S. It is said that Bill Clinton is considering changing the Democratic Party symbol from a donkey to a condom, because it stands for inflation, protects a bunch of pricks, halts production, and gives you a false sense of security while you are being screwed.
If a lot of you have seen this before, I'm sorry. It's just too darned funny.
Good one!