Jeff Thomas
New member
Perhaps it is time for a little government humor. [OK, I know most of it is humorous, but let's take it a bit further.]
Now, I mean this with no, nada, zero disrespect for our armed forces. But, I do mean it with maximum disrespect for the absurd direction our country is taking with regards to 'defense'.
Since the Department of Defense is obviously way, way beyond most logical conceptions of defense, let's rename the darn thing. Costs us billions and billions, right? Seems like we could at least give it a properly descriptive name!
I'll start off with the following suggestions:
1. War Department - descriptive, but a little plain, and definitely lacking in the inspiration area;
2. Armed Humanitarian Intervention Deparment - descriptive and perhaps accurate, but a bit long, and no helpful acronym here;
3. Humanitarian Armed and Logistical Police - otherwise known as 'HALP'! Seems particularly appropos for our esteemed Billy Jeff.
Again, I do not mean this in bad taste, or as an attack or mockery of our brave military. I do mean it to mock our Commander in Cheek.
Now, I mean this with no, nada, zero disrespect for our armed forces. But, I do mean it with maximum disrespect for the absurd direction our country is taking with regards to 'defense'.
Since the Department of Defense is obviously way, way beyond most logical conceptions of defense, let's rename the darn thing. Costs us billions and billions, right? Seems like we could at least give it a properly descriptive name!
I'll start off with the following suggestions:
1. War Department - descriptive, but a little plain, and definitely lacking in the inspiration area;
2. Armed Humanitarian Intervention Deparment - descriptive and perhaps accurate, but a bit long, and no helpful acronym here;
3. Humanitarian Armed and Logistical Police - otherwise known as 'HALP'! Seems particularly appropos for our esteemed Billy Jeff.
Again, I do not mean this in bad taste, or as an attack or mockery of our brave military. I do mean it to mock our Commander in Cheek.