FirstFreedom
Moderator
I can't recall whether 'tax protest' or tax griping threads are still on-topic or not in L&P - if not, please close. It does make a good point, though.
Dear IRS:
Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.
I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2,400) and six hammers (value$1,029), bringing my total remitted to $3,429. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my
return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5"
Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward
to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
An Honest Taxpayer
Dear IRS:
Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.
I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2,400) and six hammers (value$1,029), bringing my total remitted to $3,429. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my
return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5"
Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward
to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
An Honest Taxpayer