A person is required to place signs on GATES, DOORS and other Property lines, In regards to Vicious animals or other dangers.
I propose a Sign on my front Door that states,
" If you are the Local SWAT Team, Please Knock on the door, I will Greet you with Coffee and Cookies, We can talk about your Issues, Other wise I will Sick my dogs on you and Greet You with Buck Shot to the legs and other Body parts"
I Don't wish to harm anyone! I just wish to be left alone! I don't cook Crack!, I Don't Cook Meths, I just want a secure home and reasonable amount of safety! We have plenty of people out here that do those things, I don't and just wish to participate in my PERSUTE OF Happiness!
AM I STUPID OR WHAT?
I propose a Sign on my front Door that states,
" If you are the Local SWAT Team, Please Knock on the door, I will Greet you with Coffee and Cookies, We can talk about your Issues, Other wise I will Sick my dogs on you and Greet You with Buck Shot to the legs and other Body parts"
I Don't wish to harm anyone! I just wish to be left alone! I don't cook Crack!, I Don't Cook Meths, I just want a secure home and reasonable amount of safety! We have plenty of people out here that do those things, I don't and just wish to participate in my PERSUTE OF Happiness!
AM I STUPID OR WHAT?