Dave Barry on the Census

LOL!
Q I have an imaginary friend named Mr. Wookins. Should I include him on my census form?

A Of course. The federal government spends billions of dollars on imaginary programs; these must be targeted to reach the people who really need them.


GOLD.
Pure Gold!

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