Dan Gore...I mean Al

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IT'S AL GORE, OUR VICE PRESIDENT!!!!
Thrill at his logic! Be amazed at his
wisdom! Let the quotes begin....

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
--Al Gore

"Democrats understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." -- Vice President Al Gore

"Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts." --Vice President Al Gore

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have
seen pictures where there arecanals, we believe, & water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."--Vice President Al Gore, 8/11/94

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/15/95

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change." --Vice President Al Gore, 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, & that one word is: 'to be prepared'." --Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." --Vice President Al Gore, 11/30/96

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." --Vice President Al Gore

"The future will be better tomorrow." Vice President Al Gore

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." --Vice President Al Gore, 9/21/97

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." -- Vice President Al Gore

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." --Vice President Al Gore to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." --Vice President Al Gore

"Public speaking is very easy." --Vice President Al Gore to reporters 10/95

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat." --Vice President Al Gore

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." -- Vice President Al Gore

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame
for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame. --Al Gore

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."--Vice President Al Gore, 5/20/96

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." Vice --President Al Gore, 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
--Vice President Al Gore, 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
--Vice President Al Gore, 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Al Gore may or may not make." --Vice President Al Gore

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made." --Vice President Al Gore

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Vice
President Al Gore

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." -- Vice President Al Gore

AND, OF COURSE, (TO ALL USERS OF THE INTERNET), THE ALL TIME FAVORITE QUOTATION OF MR. AL GORE:
"As many of you know, I was very instrumental in the founding of the Internet"--AL Gore to Katie Couric 3/99
 
At least with Yogi Berra it's possible to understand what he was trying to say.

It had to be Al Gore in that old movie with Angela Lansbury and Frank Sinatra.
 
Ewok...

Yeah, Rush Limbaugh noted this last Friday. This is like the Janet Reno quote about "terrorist people".

Not sure if its someone making a joke or a set-up for gullible people. Nothing more effective in discrediting folks than to make them look like fools.

Once again people...check the authenticity of quotes or you subsist on a "foot sandwich".

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"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes"
 
Um, I thought that was the joke...

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You can't get something for nothing,
You can't have freedom for free.
--Neil Peart
 
It's like old-age pension. If you don't get it, wait long enough and you will. :D

With so many turkeys running for President, how come I don't feel like Thanksgiving? Or giving thanks.

Hell, let's run Reagan again. The poor guy couldn't hurt us any more than most of our current crop of candidates.....

[This message has been edited by Dennis (edited July 14, 1999).]
 
He said he was not a part of the problem, because he was a Democrat. You know? He's right. He isn't a part of thr problem, HE IS THE PROBLEM! :) :( :D :O Use the face you feel is the most appropriate.
Paul B.
 
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