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Thief Floundered at 7-Eleven, Netted on Tape
By William Booth
Washington Post Staff Writer
Friday, April 14, 2000; Page C01

LOS ANGELES—In all his years as a law enforcement officer in Southern California, Redondo Beach Police Lt. John Skipper had seen some bizarre crime scenes. But this one was different.

Perhaps it was the slime.

Sometime on the night of March 19, a person or persons unknown climbed over the fence at the California Halibut Hatchery in the laid-back surfer-dude town of Redondo Beach, south of Los Angeles International Airport. The thief then immersed him- or herself in the 5,000-gallon fish tank and therein did battle royal with determined though ultimately doomed members of the species Paralichthys californicus, better known as the California halibut.

Evidence was everywhere. Scales. Blood. Dead and dying victims. More than a dozen missing fish, as well as several abalone. And, most damning, a trail of algae leading away, away, to the suspect.

A few small fry? Nobody would have blinked. But this was the crime: Somehow the assailant had managed--with the aid a sizable net and perhaps a length of metal pole employed as a spear--to wrestle Big Mama from her tub of salty water.

To what purpose?

"Foul play," Lt. Skipper guessed.

Meaning: tender moist flaky fillets.

While it would be hyperbole to call the Big Mama case the crime of the century, for the outraged residents and officialdom of Redondo Beach and surrounding South Bay communities, this was one for the record books.

"I've tried over 20 murder cases in my career," said Laurie Belger, the attorney who came to defend the man accused of stealing the beloved halibut. "And nobody gave a damn. But you steal this fish, and eat it? I tell you, it was as if he had barbecued Bambi. People want to put him in the gas chamber."

Why? Because apparently Big Mama was not just a large flounder to those who knew her.

She was the premier attraction at the California Halibut Hatchery, a local, nonprofit, down-at-the-heels enterprise committed to ensuring that halibut will be there for future generations to see, catch and consume with lemon and butter.

Estimated to weigh some 50 pounds, Big Mama, age 25, had been swimming circles in her aquarium at the hatchery for the past decade, occasionally doing her time in the "spawning tank," laying millions of eggs and giving thousands of visiting schoolchildren a chance to see, as one hatchery employee put, "a fish bigger than they are."

Soon the halibut-snatching made first the local Redondo Beach news, then the Los Angeles Times, then TV.

After news reports about the crime, an employee at a convenience store told police that a man had come in trying to sell some sort of fresh halibut fillets. Why would someone attempt to offer black-market fish to a 7-Eleven, even in Los Angeles?

"We don't catch the smart ones," Skipper said.

The police reviewed a surveillance tape from a camera in the convenience store, and detectives recognized the man offering the purloined fish.

"He was a guy we knew," Skipper said. "Tall. Nearly orange hair. Tattoos all over and this leather jacket he wore everywhere that had some kind of symbol, not a pentagram, but something like that, for a rock band he liked."

The clerk confirmed the identification from police mug shots.

Next: A SWAT team descended upon the Hermosa Beach home where Taras Poznik was renting a back bedroom. There they found a net, a metal pole-spear and algae. Forensics experts examined the pole and concluded that it was a metal pipe pulled off the wall at the hatchery. And the algae? A marine biologist said it was a perfect match for the type that grew in Big Mama's tank.

Poznik, a surfer and diver born and raised in the area, was well known among the beach crowd and police as a dude who liked a good time.

After being held on $70,000 bail, Poznik pleaded guilty Wednesday to grand theft of a fish.

He was sentenced to four years in prison, but will serve six months in county jail and then another six in a state facility for alcoholic treatment. He must also pay $50,000 in restitution--replacing a "brood female halibut" is apparently a pricey proposition.

What did Poznik do with Big Mama? It appears he served her at a Manhattan Beach birthday barbecue--her identity unknown to his guests, who upon hearing that they had ingested Big Mama now feel, according to informed sources, "physically ill."

Poznik's attorney, Laurie Belger, said his client was drunk when he stole Big Mama, that it was a "young, stupid mistake," and that Poznik needed "to sober up and turn his life around." And so this might have been just the caper that could save young Poznik--in a weird way.

As for the Halibut Hatchery--it has been experiencing hard financial times recently. Funding pulled by its museum and electric utility sponsors. Now, with all the publicity, the hatchery folks hope that local supporters and halibut fisherpersons come to its aid and write checks to finance the capture of Big Mama's replacement.

At the sentencing, Poznik offered to go out and catch the hatchery another large fish. The court said thanks, but no thanks.


© Copyright 2000 The Washington Post Company
 
Poznik must be a dumb sucker, but I won't carp on that. Tank you for da fish story. I'll tell others - just for da halibut. ;)
 
Dennis, are you sure you shad start another pun war? I thought you were sharker than that.

Sorry, I'll clam up now...
 
Chalk another victory up for the scales of justice. When asked why he did it he replied, "Just for the halibut."
 
It's not like he was the product of a bad environment, his Dad was a well known Los Angeles Sturgeon...
..of course his Mom used to be a Grouper for one of those heavy rock bands back in the 70's... :p
 
What an egghead. He musta been drunk to the gills. They should have sent him to Sole-dad so he could be a snapper for some other Big Mama.
 
it was not a fluke that they caught him, the way he floundered about with the sole of the matter.
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>his client was drunk when he stole Big Mama, that it was a "young, stupid mistake,"[/quote]I sea, he didn't do it on porpoise. I've heard that tuna before. What a moray! 'Eel regret this little carper for the rest of his life. I bet he had a sinking feeling when the cods pulled up in their blue whale of a land yacht, sirens whaling. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>six months in county jail and then another six in a state facility[/quote]Sentenced to a year of time, it'll be awhile before he seas the sun; fish theft is a serious crime. ;)

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Who was the Roman sage who advised people to, "Carpe carpium".

I don't know why the aquarium turned down his offer to get them another fish, sort of a squid pro quo deal...

Were the dead fish parts considered a carpus delecti for the purposes of the trial?

Were the police ever served with a writ of habeas carpus to force them to produce the body of the offender?

:D :D :D

LawDog
 
50 Grand to replace a "brood female halibut"???
One of you Cali TFLers charter a boat.
ROAD TRIP!!! :p

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Tom Whitman
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Well, Taras certainly earned more than a fin for his poached fish. What was the charge, a salt & buttery? I guess the perp and vic were both in hot water.

SA Scott

"Somebody stop me!"
 
did someone say assualt tuna?
;)
assaultt.jpg
 
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