Cool new gift idea

Dear Lord. Can you hear the people screaming about walking around with a pistol pointed constantly at your dog?

As an aside, I as a veterinarian despise any and all of the spring-loaded unwinding leashes. They teach a dog that they don't have to obey the leash, that it will unwind to suit them with no obedience required.
 
Ummm...no.

But wait. No matter what I get for those I get gifts for I can point to this thing and say "Well, I COULD have got you THAT."
 
I have a dog and own a few guns. Like both, but there is nothing to like about that 'thing'. Goofy describes it best.
 
I recently saw that on FB, and my answer here will echo the one I left there.
I wouldn't use it because a retractable leash offers very little control over your dog.
Also, I usually walk my dog on a university campus, and I cannot see that ending well.
 
I've seen parents with fashionable 'leashes' on their small kids at places like Disney. Just imagine the outrage if someone used one of those pistol leashes for their kid.

Even toy guns don't get a pass anymore, let alone something like that.
 
Leashes bring back a traumatic incident at Universal Studies, three your old me, and my seven year old big sister. *shudder*

While it isn't something I'd ever use in public, it would be hilarious gag gift in the correct circumstances.
 
Imagine walking a dog around San Francisco with that thing!

What's next, a pooper scooper that looks like a shotgun?
 
Ok let’s look at how cool it is.
1. A police officer see’s you. Not cool
2. Other people in your addition see you walking your dog. Not cool
3. Going into the park to walk your dog with other people their dogs and children see you. Not cool.
4. Walking in front of an NRA member showing how stupid you are. Not cool.
5. Showing TFL members what a cool thing this is. Not cool.
Well in my opinion there seems to be a lot of cool lacking in this and on a scale of 1 to 10. Ten Being the most stupid this gun related item,,, this one is somewhere in the level of 1000.
And I hope you were kidding on this being cool. Then it’s stupid AND funny.
 
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