Funny story about "empty" ammo boxes: I happened onto a large quanity of rocket boxes for sale at 25 cents each. These are the long ones..about the size of of a skinney foot locker. I picked up a couple of dozen for a friend. (& dozens for myself!) The plan was to swap them from my truck to his truck in the parking lot at work before our shift started. We both work in law enforcement...he's a Sergeant. Everything went fine.
At about 2AM, I hear on the radio: "Sgt. B. meet Lt. Ding-A-Ling in the parking lot at your vehicle". At about dawn, I meet up with Sgt. B. for breakfast and he can hardly tell me the story because he's laughing so much.
It seems Lt. Ding-A-Ling was driving thru the parking lot and noticed the huge stack of 4 foot long boxes in the back of the Sgt's truck so he stopped to look at them. He was shocked to see "Caution. Explosives" stenciled all over the boxes. He called the Sgt. to the scene to give him 5 minutes to compose himself because he was going to call in the Explosives Unit and Internal Affairs!
The Sgt. explained that they were all empty and pulled one down to show Lt. Ding-A-Ling. Imagine his suprise when he opened it and saw 6 tubes inside..all stenciled with "Caution. Rocket Motors". Lt. Ding-A-Ling almost fell over with fear. The Sgt. figured (Hoped & Prayed!) the tubes were empty so he says. "It's just empty tubes. See?" He shakes one...and something inside thuds! By now, he's decided that he's in to deep anyway and might as well just blow himself up. So he slides one of the tubes apart and dumps it out on the parking lot. Out pops another tube with "Caution. Explosive Warhead" stenciled all over it. Lt. Ding-A-Lings eyes are ready to fall out of his head and he's making fish noises while looking for some place to hide. Sgt. B. tells me that he wished I was there so he could stuff one of the tubes into one of my body orifices. He picks up the Warhead tube and opens it. It's empty and he shows it to the Lt. The Lt. can't even speak and just turns around and leaves.
Of course, the incident spread like wildfire within the Department. People would walk by Lt. Ding-A-Ling talking about assorted stuff and just throw the words "Explosive Warheard" into the conversation. Lt. Ding-A-Ling would get all pale and upset. Heh heh. Keep yer powder dry, Mac.
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