Continuing Saga-Part VIII

TOPKICK

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Ha! Bet you all thought I'd croaked, or was in a coma or something. Well no such luck for all of you. I'm not going to punch out yet, not for a long time yet anyway! But thats another story for another time.

I feel really bad about not keeping you all up to date with my exploits on my J-22. I could have had my better half log on here and keep you guys informed on the latest progress(?)with that sweet little shooter. But alas, unlike me, she knows next to nothing about guns. I just didn't feel right, trusting her to get all the facts straight. And you all know what a fanatic I am about detail! I sure wouldn't want to get all of you confused on what was going on!

To bring you all up to date on the J-22's progress so far goes as follows. That gun smith that was recommended to me by my gun dealer, really I think did an outstanding job on the J-22! With just a few minor glitches, which I'll get to later, I'm really pleased with his work. At first I was concerned with his bill, but my gun dealer assured me that $1,956.38 was more than a fair price to pay for all the modifications made to the J-22. After all, he told me that if he hadn't had a good relationship with his brother-in-law, the gun smith, the price would have been much higher. I hadn't thought about that and was glad I had taken his advice and not gone out on my own to get the work done. Its hard to say how much I could have been "taken to the cleaners" had I went somewhere else. I just can't say enough good things about my gun dealer! And now through him, I have an expert gun smith to go to for all my needs!

Now for all the tech. stuff that you've all been waiting for! The two inch, screw in barrel extention has done wonders for the accuracy of my little jewel! The gun is far more accurate than I am. Most of the time it will shoot 2ft groups at 15ft. That is, if I can hold her steady! With the conversion to .22mag, it sure is a jumpin little devil! Especially when it goes into full auto! Haven't got that one figured out yet. I've been working on my trigger control to see if that might help. That custom fabricated double-stack mag full of 50rnds of ammo sure don't last long at full auto! That barrel extention is ported and should reduce the muzzle flip alot, but when screwed in all the way the holes in the barrel are all pointing down. I've tried putting a bunch of washers on the barrel and then tightening it down, but then my accuracy falls way off! Another minor problem to be worked on. I had to take the laser sight off. More correctly it fell off from all the recoil shock. Well, really all the internal parts and such just kind of turned into a mess of mush! I'm checking on the warenty of that laser sight now to see if I can get it replaced. I've got to get a fire-proof material to replace the grips also. It seems that when that little jewel goes to full auto for 50rnds, it gets quite hot and really hard to hold on to. In fact, the first couple of times it happened, I just had to drop it like real quick! This isn't good on any gun, much less the precision made quality of the J-22! My gun smith told me to keep a bucket of used motor oil handy and to just drop the gun in it when it got to hot to hold on to. By doing this, it would have the effect of heat treating all the metal in the gun and making it even harder. I would have never thought of this. There is a downside to this method though. When I drop that cherry-red J-22 in the oil, the oil bursts into flame. Thats why those nice pecan wood grips need replaced with something a little more substantial. Any ideas on what I should use?

Thats about it for now. When my hands heal up better, maybe I can type faster and get back to you all sooner with the latest updates. Oh, and that .22mag ammo is getting expensive to shoot up at the rate I'm going. Are there ways any of you know how I can load my own??

Later:.................TOPKICK
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Proud,dues paying,member of the "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy"
 
I dont think its a joke - TOPKICK takes the J-22 very seriously.
This defies understanding, reason, or logic.
Yet here it is.
If he thinks the Jennings is so hot - dont let him touch the Walther TPH... Poor guy would suffer a massive joygasim and DIE.
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Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
 
Hey Topkick, Welcome back! I figured they took you off to some funny-farm.
I've been awaiting your further exploits with the bad-bad jennings as I need a project to whiz away some excess cash. Full auto with automatic tempering in an oil bucket is a great idea. As long as you don't drop it to soon and off yourself. Don't worry about those upside down ports as the Jennings naturally shoot low as well as every other direction. And 24" groups at 15' is awe inspiring to say the least.
Hey Top don't you be worying about the cost of ammo as your little fire-breathing Jennings is already beyond its life expectancy.
Stay smart!

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"Keep shootin till they quit floppin"
The Wife 2/2000
 
You might want to mount a Bushnell Holosight, that could cut a couple of inches off of your groups. They run around $350 in my area, but you should be able to pick one up from your local store for under $2000.
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I think that ivory grips would be just the ticket.

Halffast

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"I say that big talk is worth doodly-squat." Granny Hawkins from the Outlaw Josey Wales
 
Ah, thanks to MOST of you guy's suggestions. To the rest, I detect a hint of sarcasum. Or maybe just jealosy.
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You are all probably perfectly happy with you're Colts, Kimbers, Springfields, Ed Browns, whatever. Just like you're perfectly happy driving your Fords, Chevys, and Dodges. I on the other hand tend to lean moe to the exotics. BMW, Rolls, Jag, and Ferrari are more to my taste!
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I HAVE SO MUCH FUN HERE, ITS PROBABLY ILLEGAL!!!!
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Proud,dues paying,member of the "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy"
 
Funny, I was thinking you'ld be driving a decked out Subaru Justy with mag wheels, dual exaust and a Blower sticking out the hood...
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This reminds me of an auto engineer's musings on full-race conversions of streetgoing Porsche 911s:

"You can't make a racehorse out of a pig, but you can make a damn fast pig!"

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Tamara's House o' Weapons: If we can't kill it, it's immortal.
10mm: It's not the size of the Dawg in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog!
 
Well I Did, in my younger days, Put a 4 barrel, and duals on my 1964 Rambler Classic, 6cyl. Maybe THAT was a turning point in my life!
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Proud,dues paying,member of the "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy"
 
I want a $2 sample of whatever you're on. That'll do me for months, I'm sure!

Tom


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A "Miss" is the ultimate overpenetration!
You can never be too rich, too skinny, or too well armed!
 
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