While at the local gasoline dispensary ($1.55 a gal.), filling up the bottomless tank of my urban assault veh. (Chev. Suburban). A matronly old woman pulled up behind me and waited her turn. Glancing her way, I smiled and gave a friendly nod. I noticed all she did was frown and shake her head. I thought that she impatient, waiting for me to finish filling my tank (it takes several minutes). I happened to look at her a couple of more times during the process, and each time she frowned and shook her head. When I was done filling up, and was putting on the gas cap, she stuck her head out the window and remarked "How can you blaspheme the name of the Lord by putting his name along side of Charlton Heston?". She was obviously referring to my "Heston is my Pres." bumper sticker, which just happens to be next my Jesus fish. At that point I quoted her a couple of bible verses, One of which Jesus Christ tells his disciples to go armed. The other our Lord refers to an armed homeowner. Well, at this point the woman grunted and rolled up her window. Luke 11:22 When a strong man armed keepeth his palace, his goods are in peace: Luk 22:35 And he said unto them, When I sent you without purse, and scrip, and shoes, lacked ye any thing? And they said, Nothing. Luk 22:36 Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.
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