Coincidence...or Not!

Sport

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I no longer count sheep when I can't sleep.
Had a bad experience once with some mutton...
well not the mutton, but the mint jelly served with it.


At any rate, I now count coincidences.
Here's one from last night.

Think, for a moment, how we're slowly being
indoctrinated to names pronounced EE-LEE,
or variations of the same.At first I didn't
believe it. But they're devious. They slowly
ease things into our common lexicon.
Some examples:

1960s: ILLYA Kuryakin (Man From U.N.C.L.E)


1970s: ELLIOT Gould (M*A*S*H)

1980s: ILLIE Nastase (tennis player)

1990s : ELLE McPherson (model)..Oh, they
were slick here..made us think it
was pronounced "L",but I'll bet
she'd answer to ELLY.

2000 : ELLIAN Gonzales.


See where I'm going with this? Kinda spooky,
huh?
Coincidence? Maybe. Maybe not!
 
It was not the elly in the jelly, twas the jimson weed that was accidently included. Rx; drink copious quantities of quinine quench thirster, or bath water.

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Sam I am, grn egs n packin

Nikita Khrushchev predicted confidently in a speech in Bucharest, Rumania on June 19, 1962 that: " The United States will eventually fly the Communist Red Flag...the American people will hoist it themselves."
 
This reminds me of my first boss over here in Japan, who was extremely curious as to exactly what the US Navy was doing in Pearl Harbor......
 
Well this one goes right past me. So....what's yer point? :confused:

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TFL's official "Curmudgeon Member" and damned proud of it!
 
Grayfox. Grayfox. Grayfox.
How many times have I typed that two
syllable name? (Hint: three times).

The point? You want the point? You can't
handle the.......Oops. Wrong movie.
Here's a clue:

"oreoum productus nabiscum.Tauri productus
fordium."

The truth is out there;ask Mulder or Scully.
 
Greg, you've just proven the "coincidence"
goes back more than a century.Robert E.LEE.
This is worse than I thought.

Why is it only you,Ledbetter and I see what's
going on here? Look at the others posts;
classic exmples of attacking the messenger,
changing the subject or feigning ignorance.

Did you notice one of the replies here is
from Japan. JAPAN! Proof that this must be
international in scope.
Okay, you skeptics, add Elly May Clampett and
Eli Wallach to the list.

One more thing. I find it more than a little
curious that this is coming to light after
Art Bell retired. Who will pick up the torch?

Oh,the humanity!
 
OH MY GOSH What is our society coming to, the men just seem to be getting more and more confused, but you all are lucky because I blame part of the confusion here on Sensop, because you either read too many of his post or your into his medicine he takes. LOL :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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WHEN IT COMES TO FRIENDS THE SKY IS NOT THE LIMIT
 
(Coinneach pokes his head in to see what all the mumbling is about, sighs, rolls his eyes, and walks on down the hall...)
 
Well coinneach, next time you step in and see whats going on, go ahead and stop and have a cup of coffee because didn't your mother ever tell you its rude not to stop and say hi and don't roll your eyes at people. :rolleyes:
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WHEN IT COMES TO FRIENDS THE SKY IS NOT THE LIMIT

[This message has been edited by terridarri (edited May 12, 2000).]
 
Welle, this is reelly weird. .... Hey, Coinneach! Wait for me, I don't want to stay in here alone.

Sport - one word. Sominex.
 
Plus, with the huge influx my my people (Chinese) where Lee is a popular last name, this situation can only get worse. It must be a communist plot. Those sneaky Mainland Commies sending people to this country who have E. LEE as their initials (my grandfather fought the Commies as a General in the Nationalist Army, and My mom is originally from Taiwan) And then there are those Korean Lees. There are a bunch of them also. To many Lee's What is this country coming too?

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It ain't mah fault. did I do dat?
http://yellowman.virtualave.net/
 
JHS,

No.

Chink,

Interesting point. This may provide "cover"
for the strange coincidences. All the more
frightening.

By the way, where ARE Elliot Gould,Illie
Nastase, Eli Wallach,Illya Kuryakin,Elly
May Clampett,etc. today? HMMMM??

I can see Coinneach and Mal are getting
a little nervous. This is big. Really Big.
 
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