Clueless news readers (sorta humour)

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Bruce in West Oz

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News item on the radio today:

Someone broke into a (nearby) suburban home, cracked the steel gun cabinet, and stole three handguns. (BTW, they knew what they were after; they just took the handguns. Someone knew the owner had them. But that's another story ....)

News reader:
Police are concerned about a robbery today in suburban Padbury (blah, blah, blah)

Thieves took three handguns: a (forget the brand) point 537, a Smith and Wesson point 0.4 and a (Spanish copy) point 38.

I want one of them .537s :)

B
 
Oh yeah I remember now. It’s the .537 belt fed, air conditioned, single shot, water proof, adjustable, AM, FM, cassette, CD, 8-track, variable speed, slices, dices, flushes with 2 quarts, sound activated, ozone safe, non-toxic, biodegradable, user friendly, 3.9% interest, Chinese donations welcome, save the whales, drink beer not milk, radar detecting, over and under, side by side, diagonal, self cleaning, one size fits all With and Smessions.


Do I need help? :eek:
 
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