Clinton To Get Teeth Cleaning, Glasses Before Coverage Runs Out

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hube1236

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:D Sorry, I HAD to do it...
WASHINGTON, DC--With less than six months remaining in his second term, President Clinton made appointments Monday for dental and optometry check-ups that are covered by his Physicians Plus presidential health plan. "My teeth are fine, but I figured I should take advantage and get a cleaning before I get dropped next January," Clinton said. "And if I get new glasses before then, Physicians Plus will cover the lenses and 60 percent of the cost of frames, so I'd be crazy not to." Clinton said he was worried he was already too late to get in for an eye exam before leaving office, but Dr. Heitman, his designated optometrist, had an opening on Dec. 17 at 8:15 a.m.
 
Think Bill could do an add for Optivision or one of those guys in exchange for a free test and glasses?
Hey, if Dole can do Viagra commercials......
 
I hope Bill gets an HMO like the one listed below. ;)

Top 10 signs you've joined a cheap HMO

10) Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.
9) Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park."
8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6) The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple a day."
5) Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.
3) The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2) With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "M"s on them.
1) You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

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"Lead, follow or get the HELL out of the way."
 
Yeah, better get those specs quick, Willie. I can see how your $200,000 annual salary and whatever you can make on the lecture circuit would make it a stretch to pay your electric bill. Let's see...what's that phrase that runs through my head everytime I hear something about this uptown trailertrash? Oh, yes, I remember now...TAR AND FEATHERS!!
 
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