Clinton goes to Hell

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John/az2

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Someday, a long time from now, President Clinton finishes his time on earth and approaches the Pearly Gates of Heaven.

"And who might you be?" inquires St. Peter.

"It's me, Bill Clinton, formerly the President of the United States and Leader of the Free World".

"Oh...Mr.President! What may I do for you?" asks St. Peter.

"I'd like to come in," replies Clinton.

"Sure," says the Saint. "but first you have to confess your Sins.

What bad things have you done in your life?"

Clinton bites his lip and answers, "Well I tried marijuana, but you can't call it dope-smoking because I didn't inhale.

There were inappropriate extra-marital relationships, but you can't call it adultry because I didn't have full "sexual relations".

And I made some statements that were misleading but legally accurate, but you can't call it bearing false witness because, as far as I know, it didn't meet the legal standard of perjury."

With that St. Peter consults the Book of Life briefly, and declares, "Ok, here's the deal. We'll send you somewhere hot, but we won't call it Hell." You'll be there indefinitely, but we won't call it "eternity."

And when you enter you don't have to "abandon all hope," just don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over.

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John/az

"The middle of the road between the extremes of good and evil, is evil. When freedom is at stake, your silence is not golden, it's yellow..." RKBA!
 
Good post.
I also heard yesterday that Washington, DC will have two less holidays next year!!!

The witch is moving to New York, and she's taking the Turkey with her!!!



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To own firearms is to affirm that freedom and liberty are not gifts from the state.
 
To the tune of "Red River Valley"

There's a weasal living up in the white house
and we know that someday he'll burn in hell
There's a weasal living up in the white house
with two lapdogs named Clift and Carvell

There's a womanizing weasal in the white house
and he tells great big lies without fail
but unlike Monica Lewinsky
He swears there's nothing he's ever inhaled

Oh the weasal has a wife in the white house
and the weasal she greatly does resent
but she's got the weasal by the short hairs
and she calls herself the co-president

Oh the liberals love the weasal in the white house
and they'll come for your guns most any day
then they'll do to all of the people
what the weasal does to young girls every day

There's a weasal living up in the white house
and we know that someday he'll burn in hell
there's a weasal living up in the white house
with two lap dogs named Clift and Carvell
 
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