Church of the M.O. A.

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Meaningful gun control

To me, meaningful gun control, means being able to hold 1 inch groups at 100 yards

I played paintball with a bunch of 13-year-olds last weekend.
I think we can all agree that we must continue our "gun culture" by any means possible.

Get kids involved in BB gun tournaments, take them to ranges, become a scout leader. Whatever it takes, do it.

Anyone want to start a religion?
The Universal Church of the MOA?


Lift up your ARMS America!
Can you feel the power?
Squeeze a round for Jesus!
Meditate on the circle of life.
Punch 3 perfect holes for Buddah!
Allah calls to you. Answer his call.
Vibrate the earth with his righteous thunder!

Since we will be a Church group, those that oppose us are now guilty of HATE crimes!

Let’s figure out our sacraments...

1) anointment of the cleansing oil

-dZ
 
I guess I'm a religious extremist...

If a rifle isn't capable of shooting significantly under a fifth of a MOA, it isn't competitive... Everything else is human error.

The barrel is perfect - man is flawed.

I wonder... We need someone who can turn water into Butch's Bore Shine...
 
With God, all bullseyes are large.
--York 38:40

Satan can quote Cooper to achieve his own ends.
--Capstick 22:10
(Example? "Joe Lieberman and I will not do one thing to harm the rights of hunters and sportsmen.)

Be of strong mind and one with god; trust in thy sights and in thy barrel; verily, thy faith must be absolute even in thy handloads. This is the path to glory.
--Cooper 32:45

Yea, and the lord God SMOTE the Nazis, and greatly did he SMITE the Soviet Commies, for they were abominations who walked as men, spoke as men, but used 9mm pistols.....
--Murphy 45:45
(oops, that last one is from the Church of the .45, not the of the MOA. My bad.)
 
OHHHHH!

I thought you were talking about the Mall of America in Bloomington MN (twin cities)! Whew...
 
Would having holy icons of Saint Eugine Stoner, Saint John Moses Browning and Bishop Gaston Glock be OK with y'all?

Perhaps the church could maintain holy relics...
On high holey days there would be ritual firings of Ma deuce

Knob Creek would of course be a religious festival

Since church property would be tax free, the stations of the benches could administer surplus communion offerings at reduced prices.
 
This may be a bit sacrilegious, but I like to think that God has a sense of humor. (He must... he made me the way I am... :))

Packin 91:5 - Thou shalt not fear, the terror of the night, nor the arrow that flieth by day. For thou art armed. Thou art trained and prepared for any evil which may befall you.

Packin 23:4 - Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy .45 and thy .357 they comfort me.

Penance would take the form of reciting Cooper’s Four Rules each time you fired off a shot at the range.

This is fun; but it belongs in General Discussion. Moving there now...
 
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