Dear Santa,
I don't want much, and I'm not sure if you can legally deliver a gun to me (do you have an FFL?) without incurring the wrath of feds, so I'll just ask for a $1000 gift certificate to my favorite gun store.
Take care, try to eat a little better (stay away from all of those snacks left out for you), and get some exercise, okay?
Thank you,
DAL
P.S. Do you happen to have any of those Janet Reno voodoo dolls left? Ha!
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Reading "Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal," by Ayn Rand, should be required of every politician and in every high school.
[This message has been edited by DAL (edited December 14, 1999).]