Chris Rock on Taxes

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Chris Rock on Taxes
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One Thing Clinton did was raise taxes. The messed up thing about Taxes is, we don't "pay" taxes. The government TAKES them. You get your check and Money is GONE! It was not no option! That ain't a payment that's a JACK!

Every week they take money out of your check, then they want some MORE money in April. What kind of gangster Sh!t is that?! Why didn't they just take the money they needed in the first place? Instead of coming to me like a damn crackhead saying, "Remember that money I borrowed before? I need a little bit more." UNCLE SAM IS ON THE PIPE!

The worst part about it we pay taxes for sh*t we don't even use:

Fire Department: My house ain't burning! I keep the sprinklers on 24 hours a day. Gotta nice MOIST house!

Police Department: I never called a cop in my life! If something go down I have a GUN. I'll handle it my damn self. And if I do ever need the police I'll be happy to write them a check: "Somebody broke into my house. Here you go"


School Tax: I don't have no kids!! Why am I paying school tax? I know some of y'all got kids...But do you think I give a damn how dumb YOUR kids are? I don't care if you kid is in 10th grade with coloring books. I wear condoms for a reason...trying to save a few dollars. When I get some kids then I'll care and then I'll pay! But now I have to pay for everyone else's kids to go to school.

Social Security Tax: Why are black people paying Social Security? You won't get the money 'til I'm 65... Meanwhile, the average black man dies at 54. Hypertension, high blood pressure, LAPD, Crazy white boys...something will get your azz! Black people should be able to get Social Security at 30.

How they goin to force you to save your own damn money? They should ask us if we want them to take Social Security. A white man should come to your job and say "would you like us to save money for you when u get old?" NO, I want the Sh*t NOW!

I use to work at McDonalds making minimum wage. When you make minimum wage, that means the job doesn't give a damn about you. They don't care about your Christmas, they don't care if your kid gots shoes on. Boss talkin bout "Hey, how you doing?" You know how the f*ck I'm doing! I'm doing BAD, that's how I'm doing. How can I be doing anything with this lil bit of money u paying me? When you make minimum wage that's like the job saying "Hey, If we could pay you less, we would...But its against the law!

I would get $200 a week and they would take out $50 in Taxes. That's a lot of money if you only making $200. That's like kicking Wednesday and Thursday in the AZZ. What do you get with that $50? All the free street light in world. As far as I'm concerned, give everybody a candle! Just give me back my $50.


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may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either, just leave me alone.



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Pretty funny. I like Rock, even though he leans left sometimes. He'll tell it like it is without the PC filter.

One way to get a tax revolt going in this country is to pass a law that NOTHING comes out of your check. That way, you have to write a check to Uncle Sam every quarter like a business. Let people get ahold of that money for a while and then have to write a check and you'll get a genuine revolt on your hands. The way it is now, its too painless.
 
Funny stuff, and mostly true, except for his rant against minimum wage.

Would Rock make a good running mate for Bush? Stranger things have happened.

Jack 99, that's so true about withholding, which is why it's never likely to change. Politicians know it would spell an end to their charade. I can still remember when I first started working the shock when I received my first paycheck at how much I was gouged on taxes. That was nearly 25 years ago, but I remember it as clearly as if it was yesterday.
DAL

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Reading "Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal," by Ayn Rand, should be required of every politician and in every high school.
GOA, JPFO, PPFC, CSSA, LP, NRA
 
When a the accursed income tax was enacted, there was no payroll deduction and there was a tough time in collecting the money "owed". Them some bright pin head came up with the payroll deduction idea. If the population really saw how much money was being taken from them in taxes every year, there would not be a tax collector left alive. The sales of rope would have sky rocketed and any politician that even mentioned taxes would be looking at a long step with a short stop.

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Ne Conjuge Nobiscum
"If there be treachery, let there be jehad!"
 
Police Department: I never called a cop in my life! If something go down I have a GUN. I'll handle it my damn self. And if I do ever need the police I'll be happy to write them a check: "Somebody broke into my house. Here you go"

Seems Chris knows the value of being armed.

Also in his "No Sex in the Champagne Room":

Dont go to parties with metal detectors.
Sure, It may feel safe inside,
But what about all those (BEEP) waitin outside with guns,
They Know You Aint Got One!
 
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