Reminds me of the old Flip Wilson joke,
about the guy getting the ever lovin' you know what beat out of him and as he's laying on the bar floor he ask what was that and the big dude standing over him says something like "Karate, Army, 1955"...
Flip goes out side, comes in a minute later and proceeds to just tear the Karate expert a new one... as the dude is laying on the floor he ask, what was that... Flip answers: "Jack handle, Cadillac, 1963"