I teach English in Japan, so I got a real cynical belly laugh out of the Drudge report. It's my way of not screaming.
Kind of reminds me of when I was in Turkey: there the law requires that everyone stay home while the government interviews each and every person throughout the country. Here in Japan we're just required to register with the city hall.
By the look of some of these questions, it seems that the USA is finally catching up.
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ALARM! ALARM! CIVILIZATION IS IN PERIL! THE BARBARIANS HAVE TAKEN THE GATES!