CBS expert authenticates documents
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Fred Hansen
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He's flipflopped!
"The Americans, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies."
"The Americans, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies."
Fred Hansen
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"I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!"
"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."
"We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."
"I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have
started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We
will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly."
"I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place."
"I am not talking about the American people and the British people," he said. "I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children." "The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!"
"I have detailed information about the situation...which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day."
"Lying is forbidden in Iraq. President Saddam Hussein will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts."
"I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!"
"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."
"We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."
"I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have
started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We
will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly."
"I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place."
"I am not talking about the American people and the British people," he said. "I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children." "The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!"
"I have detailed information about the situation...which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day."
"Lying is forbidden in Iraq. President Saddam Hussein will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts."
Denny Hansen
Staff Emeritus
The documents ARE real. CBS will soon show the 1973 cell phone photo of GW standing next to an F-15 and asking for special help on a sat phone 
Denny
Denny
I can't remember the last time I enjoyed the news so much!
But on a serious note, gentlemen, please consider this:
Isn't there some resemblance between Baghad Bob and Dan Rather?
And have you ever seen them both together in the same place at the same time?
Hmmmm?????
Something to think about!
(CUE THE PHOTOSHOPPERS!!!)
paratrooper
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Is that true ???? I don't remember Al Gore inventing the cell phone camera until some years later . How time flies .
Fred Hansen
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LMAO
lee n. field
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Hah.
Whatever happened to Baghdad Bob, anyway? He needs to get his resume in to CBS, pronto. I hear they might have an opening soon.
Whatever happened to Baghdad Bob, anyway? He needs to get his resume in to CBS, pronto. I hear they might have an opening soon.