Car Problems !*(&@$!(*&#$!(!@!!!

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George Hill

Staff Alumnus
Sunday - Vans Die. :mad:
Monday - Since my van is too much cash out to fix economically, I got a new battery into the Geo and pulled it out of retirement.
Fixed some things... Totaling 200 bucks. :mad:
Tuesday - Geo still running fine up to:
Friday - Sitting here Admining TFL and working for the leading networking company on the planet... I think to myself "Boy am I hungry - I'll take a lunch break." So I jump in the mighty Geo and head for McD's.
Evidently the Geo hates Double Quarterpounders w/ Cheese and to save me from them - SUICIDES THE CLUTCH! :mad:


Got the car turned around and back into a parking slot with very carefully applied tricks and a lot of pushing in the end... :mad:

Now I am back at the office and not only still hungery - but sans transportation home as well. :mad:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
:mad:
(I'll be okay - dont worry about me... this is just MAJOR PAIN IN THE ARSE and at a very bad time.)
 
Oh - to keep this gun related - the GEO will soon meet the FAL... as soon as the sun sets... :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

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You might laugh in the face of FEAR... but unless your armed, its a nervous, unconvincing, little laugh.
 
I once shot a PITA/POS Morris Minor in the [cylinder] head 6 times with a .44 mag, dumped 2 gal. of gas in it & lit it up. We danced around it as it burned. Not an environmentally friendly act, but immensely satisfying. Revenge can be sweet. Hope you have a better day tomorrow. M2
 
I don't care when or how you waste that thing, but I want to be there!!!!!

I have always wanted to shoot the heck out of a car, name the time man! I will bring some ammo!
 
Okay - I wont actually shoot the freakin car...
I'll end up biting the bullet and FIXING the danged thing.
But I WANT to shoot it.
 
George,
Many moons ago, when I attended an institution of higher learning, some of the fraternities would haul an old clunker into the parking lot and sell chances to pound it to scrap with a sledge hammer.
They usually enjoyed a good turnout and turned a tidy profit.
If done properly, with the proper consideration for safety and legalities, your FAL vs. Geo might not be such a bad idea after all.
Who knows, you might even start a craze!
 
You know what...

If you shoot the car, and send it on to it's maker(??), it would cost less than torching it at, what nearly $2.00/gal...

Besides, you could Dirty Harry the damn thing, and develop an ego :) :) at the same time.

Best Regards,
Don

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The most foolish mistake we could make would be to allow the subjected people to carry arms;
History shows that all conquerers who have allowed their subjected people to carry arms have prepared their own fall.
Adolf Hitler
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"Corrupt the young, get them away from religion. Get them interested in sex. Make them superficial, and destroy their rugged- ness.
Get control of all means of publicity, and thereby get the peoples' mind off their government by focusing their attention on athletics, sexy books and plays, and other trivialities.
Divide the people into hostile groups by constantly harping on controversial matters of no importance."

Vladimir Ilich Lenin, former leader of USSR
 
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