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Hey, I feel for Mr. Brady. Being shot has gotta seriously suck. I do think that he, and his wife, actually do mean well. They're just short sighted, and being used.
 
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Brady: Mister President, that photographer is trying to get a shot right up my wife's dress!

Clinton: You want copies?
 
Brady: "Why haven't you made any moves on Reno?"

Clinton: "Are you crazy? I would never be so disrespectful towards Chelsea's biological father."
 
Brady..."We have a serious gift problem this year."

Clinton..."Yeah, I know what you mean, we already gave the Chinese everything they need or want."
 
From the people who brought you "Two guys, a gal, and a pizza joint" comes the new hit sitcom: "Two guys and a vegetable."

Brady: "You know, even without a bullet in my brain, I couldn't get it up with Reno in the same state, let alone on the same stage."

Brady to Clinton: "We've got something else in common. We've both only got half a brain. Half mine was lost to a bullet and you never had more than that."

Brady: "Comrade, can you believe that the proletariat fell for that whole "we don't want to take your guns" crap?"
 
Psst, hey Bill, you think Janet would make a better wife than that spotlight grabbing one I have now?

With her and the ATF we have a better chance in HCI to get them there peasants...err, I mean citizens to obey us!!!
 
The truth about Janet...

"Bill, I know that you jump on anything with a pulse. So, Bill, tell me the truth, just this one time..."

"Is there any truth to Ted Nugent's claim that Janet Reno is an asexual Martian?"
 
Brady: "Kiss me!"

Klinton: "I'll give you that kiss for a big bag 'O' pot"

Reno: "Wonder why Bill has larger breasts than me????"
 
Reno (to herself): "Jim touched me with his cane... He wants me. He may be my last chance. I hope I'm not shaking too bad."

Brady (to Klinton): "Truthfully Mr. President, is Janet Reno a Lesbian or what?"

Klinton (to Brady): "Ah, she's a total lesbo Jim!"
 
Brady: "Al Gore?!?"
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Guess I got carried away...

[Brady] "Huh?"
[CinC] "I said we really have those gun-toters on the run. They had to get Moses to help out".
[AG] "I hear that! Carnivore checks them, and the paperwork gets them."
[CinC] "Yeah, and we keep squeezing with all that same anti-gun language in various bills - hid way down in the text... where nobody reads. Congress doesn't read or really know much of what they sign. Then - there's always 'The Executive Order'."
[Brady} "Uh huh."
[CinC] "I only need another year or two and we'd have those guns GONE - Gone, Baby - Gone. Got any ideas?"
[AG] "Hey Boss, do I get a raise?"
 
"Yup, Al promised that if he got elected we could stay at the White House for just one-half the nightly rate everyone else pays." John
 
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