Atticus, glad to see you are back and with some of your sense of humor intact.
I confess to having had a couple of NDs myself. One was like yours, except with a Walther .32 PPK. Only damage was an easily patched and painted hole in a doorframe. Another when I was checking headspace (with a live round!) and forgot that a Colt cylinder turns the opposite from a S&W cylinder. It can happen.
Jim