"The Commons Select Committee on Home Affairs was alarmed after learning an estimated 10,000 cats and 2,000 people are injured each year by airguns, often fired by children."
Estimated by whom, one might ask. And how badly injured ("Subject suffered a small bruise.") (And yes, I know airguns can blind or kill.) And as for the cats, whose yard were they in at the time? (Nomex suit going on now.)
One of the earlier news stories on this said that this step was being taken in part "to discourage future generations of shooters." Imagine a government doing such a thing. Maybe they think if none of their "subjects" knows how to shoot, there will be "peace in our time."
You can't go wrong making fun of the Brits. (Apologies in advance to Mike H.) Between this and the story last week about coppers in pubs arresting people for things they said, you have to wonder if anyone is working on the real problems over there.
I wonder if England is becoming like a petri dish, where we can observe the effects of years and years of social experimentation and evolution. The Blair regime promises an interesting future for this tiny island, once ruler of the world's largest empire.