Cat litter box filling, hamster/gerbil cage lining, bird cage lining, spit-balls, paper pop-guns, dress up like a Jehovah's witness (white shirt, black pants, bicycle helmet. . .)and hand them out to random people on the streets with half an alka-seltzer between the cheek and gum to create a nice drooling/foaming at the mouth effect as you preach the word according to Brady, hand them out at football games and have everyone make paper airplanes to throw at half-time, decopage an old rifle stock so that every time you look at your gun you have even more incentive to take it out and blow something up, actually build a stock out of glue and the pamphlets and send a picture of you and your new "Brady Special" to their head office, send a batch to those serving in Iraq (even they would appreciate some more targets, I'm sure), alternate energy source for a steam driven engine. . .