Twas two weeks before Christmas
and all through the house
blackpowder equipment was scattered about
A pistol lays here
A cleaning rod there
a new batch of lube in a pan by the chair
Today at the range
he fired 12 shots
he's hitting the bullseye more often than not
The trigger flinch gone
he no longer frowns
now when he shoots the target goes down
For Christmas this year
he only wants cash
to stick in the safe with the rest of his stash
a replica walker
a 3rd model dragoon
what should he buy when the CD comes due?
the wifes been out shopping
buying presents for the kids
he didn't want to shop, he had to go shoot
what time is it now?
oh CRAP! it's past 2
the wifes coming home, if she see's this he's doomed
what a mess to clean up
as he runs round the house
kick open a window, let the sulpher smell out
gotta clean up that sink
and the frying pan too
where in the world can he store this new lube?
as she pulls in the driveway
he's finishing up
shove this in the closet for now's good enough
his mess is cleaned up
and the house now aired out
Merry Christmas to all, now she won't kick him out!
(Copyrighted by Low Key, no use without permission)
and all through the house
blackpowder equipment was scattered about
A pistol lays here
A cleaning rod there
a new batch of lube in a pan by the chair
Today at the range
he fired 12 shots
he's hitting the bullseye more often than not
The trigger flinch gone
he no longer frowns
now when he shoots the target goes down
For Christmas this year
he only wants cash
to stick in the safe with the rest of his stash
a replica walker
a 3rd model dragoon
what should he buy when the CD comes due?
the wifes been out shopping
buying presents for the kids
he didn't want to shop, he had to go shoot
what time is it now?
oh CRAP! it's past 2
the wifes coming home, if she see's this he's doomed
what a mess to clean up
as he runs round the house
kick open a window, let the sulpher smell out
gotta clean up that sink
and the frying pan too
where in the world can he store this new lube?
as she pulls in the driveway
he's finishing up
shove this in the closet for now's good enough
his mess is cleaned up
and the house now aired out
Merry Christmas to all, now she won't kick him out!
(Copyrighted by Low Key, no use without permission)
