mrawesome22
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I just listened to this jackass say "Anyone who owns a gun has a small penis." Then he proceded to say that he owns a gun LOL.
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Bill Maher on Tonight Show.
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Bill Maher on tonight show
I don't know much about Bill Maher because I can hardly stand to listen to him. I can't tell much about his position on things, Except I know he hates Bush and the war in Iraq. That's OK but I think he makes up "facts". And, I know he's a comedian, but I think he lays it out like he's an authority on all politics.
To the point - Talking to Jay Leno about the VT massacre, he couldn't believe that NO ONE brought up a discussion of gun control. - I heard less than expected, but it was definitely out there.
Then he says he owns a gun because there are so many out there and doesn't want only bad guys having guns. - Is he anti or pro????
Then he said all he wants from gunowners is for them to admit they are selfish. - I think being selfish means you don't want anyone else to have what you have... Gun owners, at least those more to the right, believe everyone should own a gun.
Also, he stated the reason gun owners have guns is because of the minimal size of their (manliness). I'm not sure how that references to all the women gun owners. I'm wondering, too, if he is wanting to make an inspection to verify that 'fact'.
I only watched him because he was on Leno, who can be entertaining. Like I said, I can't stand to listen to him, otherwise.
I don't know much about Bill Maher because I can hardly stand to listen to him. I can't tell much about his position on things, Except I know he hates Bush and the war in Iraq. That's OK but I think he makes up "facts". And, I know he's a comedian, but I think he lays it out like he's an authority on all politics.
To the point - Talking to Jay Leno about the VT massacre, he couldn't believe that NO ONE brought up a discussion of gun control. - I heard less than expected, but it was definitely out there.
Then he says he owns a gun because there are so many out there and doesn't want only bad guys having guns. - Is he anti or pro????
Then he said all he wants from gunowners is for them to admit they are selfish. - I think being selfish means you don't want anyone else to have what you have... Gun owners, at least those more to the right, believe everyone should own a gun.
Also, he stated the reason gun owners have guns is because of the minimal size of their (manliness). I'm not sure how that references to all the women gun owners. I'm wondering, too, if he is wanting to make an inspection to verify that 'fact'.
I only watched him because he was on Leno, who can be entertaining. Like I said, I can't stand to listen to him, otherwise.
I know nothing more about him, aside from the fact that he is a psuedo-intellectual-holier-than-thou-horse's-ass...
I don't... and I'm as right as anyone...
I believe almost everyone should have the right to own, and keep, and carry guns...
But not anti-gun liberals...
NO GUNS FOR "SCHWEINSTEINS"!
Playboypenguin
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WHAT!?!? Who told him???...err....ummm...I mean that is just silly.
I think he might have been making a satircal comment about how wanted to protect you and yours as as selfish.
I will admit I am selfish though. I hate it when other people have nicer firearms than me.
Oh *Yawn*.
This is the old pseudo-psycological argument that men are trying to make up for an inadequate sexuality - and women owning guns have "penis envy".
Meanwhile, as I recall, it was Freud who said that a fear of weapons was a sign of sexual and emotional immaturity.
In my view, people who dismiss serious subjects, like gun-control, abortion, the war, poverty, et cetera using humor and/or sarcasm are just covering up their own inability to contribute anything worthwhile to a discussion.
Not that humorists are stupid - it often takes intelligence to come up with creative humor - they just lack the ability to participate in adult reality.
I like Bill Maher, but if he were right about the penis thing, none of us would admit owning a snubbie. I'm proud to say that my 686 is a substancial 4".
He made another comment about some owners being gunaholics. You have to admit, some of the comments we read, and write, seem to imply that we just gotta have that next one!
He made another comment about some owners being gunaholics. You have to admit, some of the comments we read, and write, seem to imply that we just gotta have that next one!
I don't think you get it, he's saying the bigger the gun the more you have to compensate for,
but we know that's not true. I have a snubby and a 4" .357magnum.... what's that make me?
Never mind... I don't want to know
that's right, forgot about that one...
When he said that all he wantsis for gun owners to admit they were selfish and 'gunaholics', I thought I don't have a problem admitting that, except to understand what he meant by selfish, as I stated earlier. I don't think he knows anything about gun 'enthusiasts', again, I think he just makes things up and says things that have no basis whatsoever.
Frankly I find a fear of guns in an adult male to be a bit swishy. If you don't care to own one, just personal preference. But I am always astounded if someone gets their pink silk panties in a wad at the very thought of a firearm! Like gun banners that get all smirky faced like "eeeky poo!" when talking about them. They should all be given apartments in that building that Russia is building, that looks like an AK-47! (See forum posting NOW THIS IS JUST COOL by AXION).
when talking about them. They should all be given apartments in that building that Russia is building, that looks like an AK-47! (See forum posting NOW THIS IS JUST COOL by AXION).So no one can take a joke anymore?
Maher also stated on Real Time that he in fact does own a gun and he wouldn't want it to be taken away from him... and he "lives in west Hollywood for Christs sake!". I think this was on the issue of how Cho was allowed to purchase the guns given his background.
But seriously we gotta lighten up a bit.
Maher also stated on Real Time that he in fact does own a gun and he wouldn't want it to be taken away from him... and he "lives in west Hollywood for Christs sake!". I think this was on the issue of how Cho was allowed to purchase the guns given his background.
But seriously we gotta lighten up a bit.
Mike in VA
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I listen to both Maher and Dennis Murphy (A mirror-matched pair of Irish A-holes?), and while both are sorta entertaining, I don't know that either has both oars in the water alla time.
I really don't understand why he thinks I'm selfish for owning guns (and I own handguns with barrels ranging from 2" to 7.5", and I hang a lot closer to the Vaquero than the Tomcat in the manmeat dept. -- not that it has anything to do with anything, and prolly more than you care to know, eh?). I thoroughly believe in the need to exercise one's rights, self-defense/personal responsibility, etc., but I also just enjoy the shooting sports and the joy of marksmanship. He's so clueless . . .
I really don't understand how he can talk about having to fight for the 1st Amendment/free speech without understanding how hard that would be without the 2nd Amendment if TSHTF. He's not an ignorant/uneducated guy, I mean, WTF?? Is he what passes for a liberal intellectual?
Whuddayathink, just another lefty-elitist? Seems to me -
I really don't understand why he thinks I'm selfish for owning guns (and I own handguns with barrels ranging from 2" to 7.5", and I hang a lot closer to the Vaquero than the Tomcat in the manmeat dept. -- not that it has anything to do with anything, and prolly more than you care to know, eh?). I thoroughly believe in the need to exercise one's rights, self-defense/personal responsibility, etc., but I also just enjoy the shooting sports and the joy of marksmanship. He's so clueless . . .
I really don't understand how he can talk about having to fight for the 1st Amendment/free speech without understanding how hard that would be without the 2nd Amendment if TSHTF. He's not an ignorant/uneducated guy, I mean, WTF?? Is he what passes for a liberal intellectual?
Whuddayathink, just another lefty-elitist? Seems to me -
FirstFreedom
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ROTFLMAO! Whew, TMI, TMI!
I'll just note, FWIW, that I sold my 8.375" .44 mag Raging Bull - didn't feel the need.
Maher is a certifiable idgit.
Sure we can take a joke.
And as soon as Bill Maher's listeners can distinguish one from a factual statement, I'll laugh.
Case in point - just today one of my "intellectual" neighbors was walking his dog (a mini-schnauser) and we starting talking about a racoon wandering our complex. The subject of shooting the racoon came up - in case it was necessary - and he was opposed to that naturally. Unsolicited he went on about how "people who own guns are just trying to make up for sexual inadequacies" and that people who are secure in their sexuality don't need them. (Gee, I guess this explains why so many gender-confused people don't own guns.) I ignored his assinine comment and later asked if he ever watching Bill Maher's show. "Oh, he's great. I love watching his show."
(yeah, okay, flame me for a statisical universe of one sample, I don't care.)
Mike_in_VA - who's Dennis Murphy? I'm familiar with Dennis Miller, but not Murphy.
As far as Maher's comments on "selfish"... he needs to look in the mirror, along with many other liberals who wave the 1st amendment banner. When it comes to free speech, it's fine, as long as you don't oppose their views or poke holes in their arguments.
And as soon as Bill Maher's listeners can distinguish one from a factual statement, I'll laugh.
Case in point - just today one of my "intellectual" neighbors was walking his dog (a mini-schnauser) and we starting talking about a racoon wandering our complex. The subject of shooting the racoon came up - in case it was necessary - and he was opposed to that naturally. Unsolicited he went on about how "people who own guns are just trying to make up for sexual inadequacies" and that people who are secure in their sexuality don't need them. (Gee, I guess this explains why so many gender-confused people don't own guns.) I ignored his assinine comment and later asked if he ever watching Bill Maher's show. "Oh, he's great. I love watching his show."
(yeah, okay, flame me for a statisical universe of one sample, I don't care.)
Mike_in_VA - who's Dennis Murphy? I'm familiar with Dennis Miller, but not Murphy.
As far as Maher's comments on "selfish"... he needs to look in the mirror, along with many other liberals who wave the 1st amendment banner. When it comes to free speech, it's fine, as long as you don't oppose their views or poke holes in their arguments.
mrawesome22
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That is why he makes me so aggrevated BillCA. He makes statements so you can't distinguish wheather he is being sarcastic or serious. That way, if he makes someone mad, he can just say "Well I was being sarcastic." And if he talks to someone who agrees with him he can say "Well since one person agrees with me, I must be right." He came off to me as a spineless, gutless, coward with only self promotion on his mind.
mattgreennra
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I hope he dies in a fire.
Slugthrower
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Better to have a small penis than a small mind as a human. Until Mr. M. can actually get past his elitist views of himself and his smallness in both mind and "manhood". He and other liberals should be ignored as their emotional responses to intellectual problems are both inadequate and impotent.
If I recall correctly Mr. M said that the 9/11 terrorists were not cowards because they went through with their plan. I am assuming that he only believes this as he himself is that much more of a coward. Only a person more cowardly than those scum bags on 9/11 would be able to see it that way. He is small in so many ways after all.
If I recall correctly Mr. M said that the 9/11 terrorists were not cowards because they went through with their plan. I am assuming that he only believes this as he himself is that much more of a coward. Only a person more cowardly than those scum bags on 9/11 would be able to see it that way. He is small in so many ways after all.
Wyo Cowboy
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Well, if the size of ones "member" results in ownership of a firearm, would that logic nessitate that ALL women be proud gun owners?