Bigfoot?
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Art Eatman
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I'd set down the rifle, open the cooler, offer him a beer, and set the camera on remote for a picture of the two of us, together! What OTHER would you do?
I'd let the viewers worry about which of us was whom.
, Art
I'd let the viewers worry about which of us was whom.
, ArtI'd offer him a drink of Glenfidich, then I'd sign him up as my client, my being the sole agent and manager (25%) of said Big Foot, for representation in any and all media, product spinoffs, and endorsements of any kind, in perpetuity. Seven Year Renewable At My Option Ironclad Contract.
Then I'd get him and me a few secretly numbered foreign bank acccounts. Hollywood, here we come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDIT: Trusty .300 W. Mag.??? Well, after we'd signed the contract, I'd teach him how to shoot that Mag, and tell him, "Podnah, when we get to Hollywood, you are gonna be dealing with the buzzards at the studios and networks, and you're gonna need to know how to use that baby!"
J.B.
[This message has been edited by Jay Baker (edited July 06, 2000).]
Then I'd get him and me a few secretly numbered foreign bank acccounts. Hollywood, here we come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDIT: Trusty .300 W. Mag.??? Well, after we'd signed the contract, I'd teach him how to shoot that Mag, and tell him, "Podnah, when we get to Hollywood, you are gonna be dealing with the buzzards at the studios and networks, and you're gonna need to know how to use that baby!"
J.B.
[This message has been edited by Jay Baker (edited July 06, 2000).]
Hand him a bar of soap and show him to the shower.I've read they smell pretty rank .
I make a nice Puttanesca with pork sausage and a bottle of Cab. After dinner he'll tell me all the best pig hunting spots; I'll quit my job, become a pig guide and make a bundle of money. My hairy partner will go to law school, go into practice with my brother at the lawfirm Cicci and Faldagrosso, specializing in Constitutional and Civil Rights law.
Ya don't always have to shoot
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.I make a nice Puttanesca with pork sausage and a bottle of Cab. After dinner he'll tell me all the best pig hunting spots; I'll quit my job, become a pig guide and make a bundle of money. My hairy partner will go to law school, go into practice with my brother at the lawfirm Cicci and Faldagrosso, specializing in Constitutional and Civil Rights law.
Ya don't always have to shoot
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"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes" RKBA!
Glenn E. Meyer
New member
I would ask him if he wanted to marry a gorilla as from our other big hairy male thread.
Reminds me ...
'Way back before Mt. St. Helens blew her top, one of the hotshot reporters from back east asked a local waitress if she thought the mountain was going to erupt soon.
She replied, "I know for a fact it is."
He asked, "You know for a fact? How can you be sure?"
"Because last night I saw a dozen Bigfoots coming down the mountain, and every one of them was carrying a suitcase."
pax
"There aren't any embarrassing questions--just embarrassing answers." -- Carl Rowen
'Way back before Mt. St. Helens blew her top, one of the hotshot reporters from back east asked a local waitress if she thought the mountain was going to erupt soon.
She replied, "I know for a fact it is."
He asked, "You know for a fact? How can you be sure?"
"Because last night I saw a dozen Bigfoots coming down the mountain, and every one of them was carrying a suitcase."
pax
"There aren't any embarrassing questions--just embarrassing answers." -- Carl Rowen
I believe California has a law on the books that would consider shooting Bigfoot murder, but I can't say for any other state.
I will tell you about one bigfoot sighting that should bring you a chuckle or two.
We were elk hunting in Oregon, and had planned to set up out camp in an abandoned barn. Somebody beat us to is and not only would not share the building, but was downright nasty about it. His wife, who was with him was even nastier.
Well, one of my hunting partners, who shall remain nameless is about one of the hairiest individuals I know. We'd ended the days hunt a bit early and were partaking of a jug of Jack Daniels, when this idea sprang into mind. This nasty fellow always came in way after dark from his hunts. We suspect he was jacklighting, but it's irrelevant to the story other that he would leave his wife alone at the camp all day to keep other people from using the barn.
She was sitting outside the barn when we started yelling and shouting "Oh my God! It's Bigfoot!" And my very hairy buddy ran butt naked past her as fast a he could.
She came running up to our camp, too scared to stay there alone, and she made her husband pack up and go home when he returned to camp. Seems he did not trust her enough to keep a gun around.
I know it was not very nice, but we sure had a good laugh over it.
What wopuld I do if I saw a bigfoot? Consider myself very privileged to have seen a very rare creature.
Paul B.
I will tell you about one bigfoot sighting that should bring you a chuckle or two.
We were elk hunting in Oregon, and had planned to set up out camp in an abandoned barn. Somebody beat us to is and not only would not share the building, but was downright nasty about it. His wife, who was with him was even nastier.
Well, one of my hunting partners, who shall remain nameless is about one of the hairiest individuals I know. We'd ended the days hunt a bit early and were partaking of a jug of Jack Daniels, when this idea sprang into mind. This nasty fellow always came in way after dark from his hunts. We suspect he was jacklighting, but it's irrelevant to the story other that he would leave his wife alone at the camp all day to keep other people from using the barn.
She was sitting outside the barn when we started yelling and shouting "Oh my God! It's Bigfoot!" And my very hairy buddy ran butt naked past her as fast a he could.
She came running up to our camp, too scared to stay there alone, and she made her husband pack up and go home when he returned to camp. Seems he did not trust her enough to keep a gun around.
I know it was not very nice, but we sure had a good laugh over it.
What wopuld I do if I saw a bigfoot? Consider myself very privileged to have seen a very rare creature.
Paul B.